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[martinuzz]

In France, police shot and killed a 18-year old Chechen, who had just decapitated a french history teacher with a kitchen knife, near the schoolyard, and attacked the police when they tried to apprehend him.
Police suspect the attack was a response to the teacher showing a Mohammed cartoon to his class while teaching about the history of freedom of expression.
Macron strongly condemned the attack, saying 'this is our fight', and describing the attack as a 'islamic terrorist attack'.
The french justice department has started an investigation into a radical group the attacker, who was born in Moscow, belonged to, describing it as a 'terrorist criminal organisation'.
9 People belonging to the group have been arrested.  One of those is the parent of a student at the school the history teacher was teaching at.

[Loud Whispers]

As if the coof wasn't bad enough, you still gotta worry about all the jihadists coming home. Truly geography teachers are the most powerful of enemies, if they are enough to undermine your entire religious worldview

[dragdeler]

Hm how about we give israel to tchetchens, tchetchenia to the russophones in donbass, and east germany to the jews, then we use the living bodies of the east germans to bombard schools in donbass. Let the world know that whatever it was, we mean it very strongly.

[Loud Whispers]

Hm how about we give israel to tchetchens, tchetchenia to the russophones in donbass, and east germany to the jews, then we use the living bodies of the east germans to bombard schools in donbass. Let the world know that whatever it was, we mean it very strongly.

Only if we give Crimea to Turkey, Istanbul to Greece, Cyprus to Italy and Sicily to France

[dragdeler]

Aight no problem just throw 'em in there, it'll sort itself out.

[martinuzz]

Don't forget to give Gibraltar to Spain and Northern Ireland to Ireland.

[Maximum Spin]

Don't forget to give Gibraltar to Spain and Northern Ireland to Ireland.

That's profoundly uninspired. Give Gibraltar to Singapore and Northern Ireland to the Australian Aboriginals as recompense.

[wierd]

Don't be silly.

You should give at least one of them to the Sentinel Islanders.

[ChairmanPoo]

Northern Ireland is rightfully Serbian soil

[Maximum Spin]

Don't be silly.

You should give at least one of them to the Sentinel Islanders.

Taiwan for the Andamanese. Hong Kong for the Palestinians.

[Loud Whispers]

Don't forget to give Gibraltar to Spain and Northern Ireland to Ireland.

Guys I fucked up, I gave Gibraltar to Ireland and Northern Ireland to Argentina

[Iduno]

Don't forget to give Gibraltar to Spain and Northern Ireland to Ireland.

Guys I fucked up, I gave Gibraltar to Ireland and Northern Ireland to Argentina

Aw, shit. Now the Thatchers will be after your ass.

[TD1]

Don't forget to give Gibraltar to Spain and Northern Ireland to Ireland.

Guys I fucked up, I gave Gibraltar to Ireland and Northern Ireland to Argentina

Brilliant.
We will strangle them from within. Or possibly take over. Imagine. An independent, trans-oceanic Northern Irish Empire.

Ye gods who watch above, hide thine divine tears.

[Loud Whispers]

Brilliant.
We will strangle them from within. Or possibly take over. Imagine. An independent, trans-oceanic Northern Irish Empire.

Ye gods who watch above, hide thine divine tears.

In 2060 the Falkland Islands are handed over to Belfast

[bloop_bleep]

Northern Ireland is subsequently placed under the jurisdiction of Iwo Jima, which had previously been ceded to the Autonomous Republic of Alsace-Lorraine, after the latter's proxy conquest of Syria.