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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1108564 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10680 on: March 27, 2020, 05:46:14 pm »

It's a declaration that it was so at the time of granting asylum.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10682 on: March 28, 2020, 02:48:20 pm »

Do you eat EVERY part of a chicken?
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10684 on: March 30, 2020, 02:42:11 pm »

So I guess Hungary's a de facto dictatorship now. Coronavirus emergency law passed, giving the president the power to rule by decree during states of emergency and the power to extend states of emergency without parliamentary approval.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10685 on: March 30, 2020, 07:04:22 pm »

So Bibi, Orban...? Who next? Trump?

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10686 on: April 07, 2020, 02:36:46 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10687 on: April 07, 2020, 02:39:43 pm »

Oh, Switzerland's flag. Cool.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10688 on: April 07, 2020, 03:02:54 pm »

A strong statement for a company that doesn't even have a word for themselves in their own langauge!
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10689 on: April 10, 2020, 08:58:13 am »

Can someone from Europe explain why this picture is unusual? It looks normal to me.

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Fine, I'll wait.

Ok, so why does the stadium look unusual?
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10690 on: April 10, 2020, 09:04:13 am »

Hah, funny man.

Anyway, it's unusual because the footballers are playing without an audience, and therefore have nobody to show off to.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10691 on: April 10, 2020, 09:05:37 am »

Ok, so why does the stadium look unusual?
Because there are people playing football in it
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10692 on: April 10, 2020, 09:54:12 am »

Hah, funny man.

Anyway, it's unusual because the footballers are playing without an audience, and therefore have nobody to show off to.

It's what the thread title says, and I do my best to provide.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10693 on: April 10, 2020, 01:59:19 pm »

Ok, so why does the stadium look unusual?
u r a cheeki monkey do u no that i swear on me nan ill deck u rite in the gabba

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10694 on: April 10, 2020, 02:13:40 pm »

Ok, so why does the stadium look unusual?
u r a cheeki monkey do u no that i swear on me nan ill deck u rite in the gabba
i think this is the post with the most intentional spelling mistakes I have seen
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