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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1107484 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10065 on: June 20, 2019, 09:30:32 pm »

In other news, the next British PM will be Boris Johnson - even though he complained about Gordon Brown being installed as PM in ‘07 sans election - or Jeremy Hunt - who doesn’t seem to think Scotland exists - as voted for by about 0.26% of the country.

A small sample (892) of those believe that Brexit should happen even if it results in Scotland leaving the UK, or NI leaving the UK, or significant economic damage to the UK, or the end of the Tory party itself... but not if it meant Jeremy Corbyn being PM.
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« Reply #10066 on: June 20, 2019, 09:51:42 pm »

In other news, the next British PM will be Boris Johnson - even though he complained about Gordon Brown being installed as PM in ‘07 sans election - or Jeremy Hunt - who doesn’t seem to think Scotland exists - as voted for by about 0.26% of the country.

A small sample (892) of those believe that Brexit should happen even if it results in Scotland leaving the UK, or NI leaving the UK, or significant economic damage to the UK, or the end of the Tory party itself... but not if it meant Jeremy Corbyn being PM.

Trying to have it both ways aren't they? lol. Since the end of the Tory party means that the opposition gets a chance to be PM, thus Jeremy Corbyn.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10067 on: June 21, 2019, 03:25:30 am »

Nah, because the opposition's opposition is also the labour party

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10068 on: June 21, 2019, 08:55:47 pm »

Sheneinighans is probably the last thing Boris Johnson needs right now. Sounds like things didn't actually come to blows between him and his girlfriend, but it certainly won't help him much.

In non UK news, the EU apparently failed to figure out who would lead the EU next and the leading candidates got eliminated, among other things. The article itself is a bit biased, but you can still get the gist of what happened. I think they have plenty of time before they reach a crisis point of not having figured out leaders, end of October maybe? Which also just happens to be the Brexit crash through end date.

And of course, they're reiterating that they are not going to renegotiate a new withdrawl agreement.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10070 on: June 21, 2019, 10:59:07 pm »

I, for one, welcome our new non-existent overlords.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10071 on: June 22, 2019, 10:18:31 am »

lol it's like a trashy reality tv show

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10072 on: June 22, 2019, 01:46:29 pm »

Brexit Island.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10073 on: June 22, 2019, 01:51:04 pm »

I’m a Brexiteer, get me out of here.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10074 on: June 22, 2019, 03:03:53 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10075 on: June 22, 2019, 03:08:32 pm »

Jokes on you, he's already exited from Britain. ;)
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« Reply #10076 on: June 22, 2019, 03:14:05 pm »

Well yes, this is a jokes thread.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10077 on: June 23, 2019, 11:09:26 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10078 on: June 23, 2019, 11:18:00 am »

*clears throat*

Deal or no Deal.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10079 on: June 23, 2019, 11:19:05 am »

Brex bomb, brex bomb // You're my brex bomb
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