So, Norway's having some squabbles again. The second-in-command of the governing coalition and leader of Norway's hard conservative "Progressive Party" will be turning 50 on June 1st.
There was a small parliament gathering just recently congratulating her on her upcoming birthday, and after the niceties she took the opportunity to give a little political pep-talk...
Wherein she basically said "We stand ready to get out there and stomp on these damn socialists!", which was considered by some people to perhaps be a little bit harsh.
Her response has pretty much been "You had to be there, everyone in attendance knew what I really meant and was fine with it", but that "If some softies out there get offended then sure, I'll apologize and retract my statement".
Of all people, the former head of the mostly-conservative Christian People's Party came out and said "Words have meaning, and we have to be careful with how we use them", and that just because some parties may be politically opposed, everyone in parliament still needs to respect each other and work together in order for anything to work.
In other news, the Progressive Party's shining star of shittery, Sylvi Listhaug, has gotten herself a new ministry position after previously getting disgraced and removed following a vote of no confidence. Sylvi first started really making waves when the current coalition came into power and she was appointed as minister of immigration and integration, at which point she promptly and publicly stated "I have to lock my children indoors at night; there are just too many immigrants out there!", and then she later went on to get fucking ridiculed because she sat in the ocean with an inflatable survival suit on for a few minutes, then compared her experience to the refugees making the water crossing.
The thing that got her the vote of no confidence however was when she posted a meme about how the Labor party is too busy funding terrorists to bother with protecting Norway's citizens. Like and share!
This happened to occur on the same day as the premiere of a film dramatizing the events of July 22nd 2011, when a terrorist shot and killed a bunch of kids in the Labor party youth camp. Some folks felt Sylvi's timing and message were perhaps a bit in poor taste, and she was finally booted after a successful vote. She gave a speech basically saying "I'm sorry that you think what I did was wrong" and in general showed precisely zero recognition that it was maybe a little bit fucked up.
Anyways, yeah... This highly stable and wonderfully poised politician has now been named minister of health and elderly care, because it's not like she can shit on anything important in that department.