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[SaberToothTiger]

It's mostly local shitposters admiring the murder. Politicians are wise enough not to try and embrace outright killings as political tools.

[SaberToothTiger]

Update on the murder:
The All-Polish Youth had apparently sent the victim and other local politicians certficates of death before that. They are also an organisation known for hanging pictures and portraits of their political opponents. This is an old way of saying that someone was to be executed but could not be reached... now.

Naturally, those good-natured boys are in full damage control mode, denying any complicity in the public execution of an elected representative.

[Kagus]

Sounds like they're All Polish...

And no substance.

[TD1]

Czech mate?

[ChairmanPoo]

Update on the murder:
The All-Polish Youth had apparently sent the victim and other local politicians certficates of death before that. They are also an organisation known for hanging pictures and portraits of their political opponents. This is an old way of saying that someone was to be executed but could not be reached... now.

Naturally, those good-natured boys are in full damage control mode, denying any complicity in the public execution of an elected representative.

Sounds like they are pretty ambivalent... almost... bipolar?

[Il Palazzo]

Not really ambivalent. It's more like they're scurrying to paint themselves as being poles apart from the inflammatory rhetoric they were espousing just moments before.

[Cyroth]

People, please. Pause this preposterous publication of political pole puns.

[Egan_BW]

Warning: alliteration is broken by "this" and "of".

[TD1]

No it's not. "David's dogs ate Derek" is still alliterative.

[hector13]

Maybe we should take a poll?

[TD1]

No need. The Cambridge Dictionary does the deed of deciding matters.

the use, especially in poetry, of the same sound or sounds, especially consonants, at the beginning of several words that are close together:

"Round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran"

[bloop_bleep]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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buffalo from Buffalo (that buffalo from Buffalo “buffalo”) “buffalo” buffalo from Buffalo.
lowercase is animal, uppercase is city, in quotes is verb

[Digital Hellhound]

It’s a vicious cycle for buffalo. Why isn’t Buffalo doing anything to solve the problem? #StopBuffaloBuffalo

[scriver]

they can't decide on whether to stop the buffalo or the buffalo

[Loud Whispers]

Update on the murder:
The All-Polish Youth had apparently sent the victim and other local politicians certficates of death before that. They are also an organisation known for hanging pictures and portraits of their political opponents. This is an old way of saying that someone was to be executed but could not be reached... now.

Naturally, those good-natured boys are in full damage control mode, denying any complicity in the public execution of an elected representative.

*Assassination, public execution still implies a degree of polelitical legitimacy; alternatively, the assassins misinterpreted the meaning of polish remover when doing their nails