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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9075 on: November 23, 2018, 12:15:26 am »

nobbc is the best tag

I also have smileys turned off. I prefer them this way. ^_^
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9077 on: November 23, 2018, 09:32:57 am »

*Jezza chanting getting steadily closer from behind a door*
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9078 on: November 24, 2018, 02:15:49 pm »

Meanwhile in France the French are protesting their King

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A poll this week indicated that 73% of people in France have expressed support for the protests, which have been characterised as a grassroots movement lacking in clear leadership.
do u hear the ppl sing singing the song of angry men

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French people surprised that the neoliberal banker who promised to cut taxes for the rich and raise taxes on the French delivers, protests even spread to French overseas territory
Imagine my shock
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9079 on: November 24, 2018, 02:48:41 pm »

Welp, time to man the barricades. It's a french tradition after all.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9080 on: November 24, 2018, 03:44:59 pm »

Welp, time to man the barricades. It's a french tradition after all.
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I do prefer Macron to the alternative, but neoliberal policies will neoliberal.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9081 on: November 24, 2018, 03:50:36 pm »

Le Macron est better than le Trudeau, so can't complain too much   ;)
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9084 on: November 25, 2018, 08:32:11 pm »

Welp, time to man the barricades. It's a french tradition after all.
*Oils Guillotine*

I do prefer Macron to the alternative, but neoliberal policies will neoliberal.

Do not use oil on your guillotine, malheureux ! It's expensive and people are actually protesting the price of oil.

Aside that, this is not really a big deal. Price of oil goes up because international politics made so that we have one less import source, and because the government wants to nudge the country toward renewable energy. Some people get the short end of the stick and are legitimately angry, most of them are used as a political ram by political minorities against a government they cannot attack otherwise.

Macron is actually really good, and is not "just a neoliberal". Dude solved the NDDL issue in two weeks after right and left wing government broke their teeth on it for ten years total by just discussing with the protestors. There's more to the guy than just an ex banker with a severe case of gerontophilia.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9085 on: November 25, 2018, 08:42:21 pm »

Oh, my remark on the neoliberalism had less to do with the gas tax, and more to do with tax cuts and labor union stuff.

I do know that France has needed changes in some of these aspects, and Macrón seems to be a legitimately good leader. I just don't like everything I hear about him and saw a chance for a french revolution joek. :3
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9087 on: November 25, 2018, 09:11:30 pm »

Fook ye, finally a new european war
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9088 on: November 26, 2018, 02:19:52 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9089 on: November 26, 2018, 03:12:31 am »

Russia seizes 3 ships from Ukrainian navy in the Kerch strait, Ukraine plans to formally declare war.
Martial law (most likely limited to several regions, details aren't know yet and I wouldn't be surprised if Ukrainian parliament won't support it at all) isn't declaration of war.

This thing is new. It is the first direct attack by Russian armed forces. It isn't unknown "little green men" or "rebels that somehow got newest Russian weapons in a shop".
Not that it will result in anything more substantial than blockade of Ukrainian ports in Azov sea and many deep concerns around the world.
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