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[Kagus]

I find it strange to go around Southern California and view a lot of the ultra-narrow cigarette houses as being "quaint" and "rustic", considering that they were precisely the same kind of "cash in with cheap houses on expensive real estate" strategy designed to get as many people paying top dollar for location as possible...

Maybe I just have a lot of old memories coming out of houses like that, so I equate them with nostalgia now.

[ChairmanPoo]

I mean, there was that Swedish dude who caused an uproar and had the goddamn mayor come out and yell at him to repaint his house, because he painted the outside in this shifting spectrum "sunset" color scheme.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Complaints from the homeowners association included "They're just not Swedish colors!".


EDIT: Thank you, Alexa.

First of all, Sweden does not have mayors

Second of all

We don't live in fucking orange juices okay

We just don't

Are you going to tell.me you don't suckle on narwhals for nutrition?

[Kagus]

Just the tip.

[scriver]

I mean, there was that Swedish dude who caused an uproar and had the goddamn mayor come out and yell at him to repaint his house, because he painted the outside in this shifting spectrum "sunset" color scheme.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Complaints from the homeowners association included "They're just not Swedish colors!".


EDIT: Thank you, Alexa.

First of all, Sweden does not have mayors

Second of all

We don't live in fucking orange juices okay

We just don't

Are you going to tell.me you don't suckle on narwhals for nutrition?

hey, narmilk isn't a kind of juice. And it's blue, not orange!

[hector13]

I mean, there was that Swedish dude who caused an uproar and had the goddamn mayor come out and yell at him to repaint his house, because he painted the outside in this shifting spectrum "sunset" color scheme.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Complaints from the homeowners association included "They're just not Swedish colors!".


EDIT: Thank you, Alexa.

First of all, Sweden does not have mayors

Second of all

We don't live in fucking orange juices okay

We just don't

Are you going to tell.me you don't suckle on narwhals for nutrition?

hey, narmilk isn't a kind of juice. And it's blue, not orange!

A-are you Luke Skywalker?

[scriver]

Loke Skyvalkare

The Sk is pronounced SH

[ChairmanPoo]

THE LEGENDS SAY Stockholm was planned by the gods themselves.  After
the fall of Trollheim it was the gods who led a band of vikings to a
promised land in the West. 
There, Sigurd-Worm-In-The-Eye and Harald Bluetooth were born
to a swedish supermodel and nursed by a friendly she-narwhal.
Upon reaching manhood, the twins founded Stockholm on the shores
of the Lake Mälaren.  The city prospered and grew until one day the
Stockholmians reached out from their tiny domain with a great dream of
glory...

[scriver]

THE LEGENDS SAY Stockholm was planned by the gods themselves.  After
the fall of Trollheim it was the gods who led a band of vikings to a
promised land in the West.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying Swedes come from

Finland

[ChairmanPoo]

Are you finnished yet?

[Teneb]

THE LEGENDS SAY Stockholm was planned by the gods themselves.  After
the fall of Trollheim it was the gods who led a band of vikings to a
promised land in the West.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying Swedes come from

Finland

Obviously they come from Gothland, explaining why they are so averse to social contact.

[scriver]

Goddammit I hate how ??+? is a

[Loud Whispers]

???

[Kagus]

I have often been plagued by emoji-based problems like A), having letters and numbers turn into a pair of shades and , the confusing result when you end a sentence a little too questioningly

That is, of course, until one remembers to slap the "don't use smileys" checkbox under "Attachments and other options" when publishing a post.

[scriver]

Solves problem until somebody quotes you

[hector13]

???

[nobbc]for the win[/nobbc]