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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8940 on: November 10, 2018, 10:45:24 am »
Or maybe have all four of them combine into one grand state of Scandinavia? ;) Whether Iceland and the Baltic states should join is up in the air I guess.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8941 on: November 10, 2018, 11:02:07 am »
Quote from: smjjames on November 10, 2018, 10:45:24 am
Or maybe have all four of them combine into one grand state of Scandinavia? ;) Whether Iceland and the Baltic states should join is up in the air I guess.
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Well, there’s been a Denmark-Norway and a Sweden-Norway, so I guess Finland-Norway is the logical next step. With your oil and our alarmingly high rate of alcoholism, suicide and depression, we’ll be unstoppable!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8942 on: November 10, 2018, 11:15:30 am »
You shouldn't Russian to that kind of thing.

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Hold on, Kingdom of Cnut? Are you Cnuts? That includes England!
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Loud Whispers

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8943 on: November 10, 2018, 11:25:29 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 10, 2018, 11:15:30 am
You shouldn't Russian to that kind of thing.

Dammit, Ninja'd by a Whisper.

Hold on, Kingdom of Cnut? Are you Cnuts? That includes England!
Yes, and the next part of my master plan would be to have the Kingdom of Cnut invaded by Australia, so as to make the new national greeting 'OI CNUT'
Thus the British Isles would at last reach the apex of human civilisation as God intended
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8944 on: November 10, 2018, 12:00:05 pm »
That's Knut to you, filthy briton

Or actually, it would be Knot to you. Do not take Knot's name in vain!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8945 on: November 10, 2018, 12:05:28 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 10, 2018, 11:25:29 am
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 10, 2018, 11:15:30 am
You shouldn't Russian to that kind of thing.

Dammit, Ninja'd by a Whisper.

Hold on, Kingdom of Cnut? Are you Cnuts? That includes England!
Yes, and the next part of my master plan would be to have the Kingdom of Cnut invaded by Australia, so as to make the new national greeting 'OI CNUT'
Thus the British Isles would at last reach the apex of human civilisation as God intended
Muahaha, but you forget! Our Northern proclivities prevent us from making verbal contact with other people, rendering your Australo-Scandinavian greeting mute and void!

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Britannia rules some shit...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8946 on: November 10, 2018, 12:08:27 pm »
Britons never never never shall make eye contact on the tube
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8947 on: November 10, 2018, 01:30:24 pm »
Something something rectal. Something something plenty of lube
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8948 on: November 11, 2018, 04:33:53 pm »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on November 10, 2018, 01:30:24 pm
Something something rectal. Something something plenty of lube
Pounded in the ass by the Kingdom of Cnut.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8949 on: November 11, 2018, 04:39:09 pm »
Quote from: Teneb on November 11, 2018, 04:33:53 pm
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on November 10, 2018, 01:30:24 pm
Something something rectal. Something something plenty of lube
Pounded in the ass by the Kingdom of Cnut.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8950 on: November 11, 2018, 04:42:58 pm »
Are you a Frankish trading ship? 'Cause I want to board you and cover you with my sea-men.


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I debated pressing 'Post'. This is possibly the dirtiest joke I've ever personally created.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8951 on: November 11, 2018, 05:03:17 pm »
Norwegians has that effect on people
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8952 on: November 11, 2018, 05:03:45 pm »
It's why they always win Eurovision
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8953 on: November 11, 2018, 06:38:44 pm »
Norway hasn't won Eurovision a single time

The only time they did it was won by a Swedish artist with a song by a Swedish songwriter
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8954 on: November 11, 2018, 06:48:40 pm »
I thought Sweden was in Norway?
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