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[smjjames]

Oh hey, looks like Hurricane Leslie is going to hit Portugal. https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at3.shtml?cone#contents

When is the last time Portugal got hit by a hurricane? Leslie kind of drunkenly wandered around the central Atlantic before deciding to target Portugal.

[martinuzz]

Dutch minister of Defense has stated that the cyberattacks at the OPCW mean that we are at war with Russia.

[andrea]

How literal is he being? I am pretty sure it is not good form for a minister of defense to carelessly use the words "we are at war with X"

[martinuzz]

Not literal in the sense of international legal terms, but she still used the word war on national tv.

[Loud Whispers]

How literal is he being? I am pretty sure it is not good form for a minister of defense to carelessly use the words "we are at war with X"

State of cyberwar to be specific

Though Russians have been testing Anglo-Dutch response times in the Arctic circle

[smjjames]

How literal is he being? I am pretty sure it is not good form for a minister of defense to carelessly use the words "we are at war with X"

State of cyberwar to be specific

Though Russians have been testing Anglo-Dutch response times in the Arctic circle

Maybe they should be given a good scare with a shot off the port/starboard bow, heh. Maybe not literally, don't want to scare them TOO badly.

[Cyroth]

Borrow some british fishing boats.
I think the russian navy has never won a battle against british fishing boats. Their presence might scare the russians into going away.

[Loud Whispers]

You'll have an easier time finding a cat's footstep than a British fishing boat these days

[hector13]

I would say just open a can of tuna to find the cat’s footstep, but I guess that requires the fishing boats in the first place.

[Culise]

You'll have an easier time finding a cat's footstep than a British fishing boat these days

Dunno.  Apparently, there's still enough to follow the true British pasttime: feuding with the French.

EDIT:
Heh, which was originally posted in the thread by you yourself.  Well, the joke still stands. ^_^

[Loud Whispers]

SCALLOP BOIS

[Kagus]

The secret final ingredient of gleipnir: a British fishing boat.

[RedKing]

UK Parliament advised by researchers that memes lead to obesity.

LW soon to be declared a public health crisis. 

[smjjames]

The way they're putting it, might as well ban language alltogether. How the hell are they going to regulate memes?

[Il Palazzo]

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