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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8445 on: August 03, 2018, 04:21:28 am »

Untouchables!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8448 on: August 06, 2018, 09:08:12 pm »

Untouchables!
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Worse... The Unemployable.
Worser... The Proletariat.
Worsest... people who willingly go off the grid and attempt to live a self-sufficient lifestyle.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8449 on: August 07, 2018, 01:24:01 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8450 on: August 07, 2018, 01:28:59 am »

God damnit I got got again.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8451 on: August 07, 2018, 01:31:58 am »

Ah, you lost the game then?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8452 on: August 07, 2018, 02:00:24 am »

Ah, you lost the game then?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8453 on: August 07, 2018, 02:10:09 am »

I LOST THE GAME.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8454 on: August 07, 2018, 03:54:00 am »

Untouchables!
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Worse... The Unemployable.
Worser... The Proletariat.
Worsest... people who willingly go off the grid and attempt to live a self-sufficient lifestyle.
The absolute worst

Oh Poo!


Anyway, in case someone is interested in telling the EU what they think of the daftest thing ever invented* (and is an EU citizen), there's an official survey about it, open until 16 August.

* You know, the thing where the clocks are turned twice a year for no good reason except to mess with people's mental and physical health, aka daylight saving time.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8455 on: August 07, 2018, 04:11:04 am »

No, see, daylight savings is important. Without government stockpiles, what will we do when the sun turns off for maintenance? Everything would be dark without federal daylight reserves.

I know it's kind of a socialist thing, but if every one of us gives just a little bit of our daylight every year, that adds up to enough daylight to power an entire country for a few weeks, or even months if we're frugally solar.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8456 on: August 07, 2018, 04:54:12 am »

Aren't flashlights for that? I've got at least five. Though I dunno. Maybe they don't have flashlights in places where the sun never sets. Like that place in Spain, Costa del Sol...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8457 on: August 07, 2018, 07:40:53 am »

I better click that soon - time is running out on me as an EU citizen!

In other news, I like daylight savings.  Suicide rates increase just after the clocks go forward, freeing up houses and healthcare resources, and then drop after the clocks go back because everyone's happy to get an extra hour of sleep!

It's amazing how fragile we are.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8458 on: August 12, 2018, 09:56:25 pm »

Isn't the politics thread the 'charged but not flamey' thread?

Anyways, the hostility towards university here in the US (that I've seen anyway) are mainly coming from real or percieved bias against conservatives and liberals and conservatives clashing, don't know how widespread that is in the UK.

In general though, it's a backlash towards those who are seen as the elietes, etc, towards 'liberals in ivory towers that don't understand us'. Kind of an outgrowth of the rural/urban divide too.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8459 on: August 12, 2018, 11:33:26 pm »

I'm at university right now. The most left-leaning, liberal thing I've seen is a lone reference to Trump being the primordial ooze that life emerged from.

Jonothan Haidt (an actual lecturer at a university) discusses this in some video interviews around the place.

According to him, the off-the-rails stuff only happens at residential colleges, and only ones that also have an administration who have pro-active systems to investigate and punish people for microaggressions and the like.

So you had young people crammed into forced accommodation where they have to get along with people for years at a time, and you also have a punishment system for thinking wrong, which is run by the college. A typical investigation system protects the identity of the accuser, to prevent retaliation.

This situation was pretty stable, but then social media got added to the mix. Now, you could anonymously accuse people of thought-crime, cause them to be hauled in for a lengthy official inquisition, but also simultaneously hammer them on social media, which puts immense pressure on the inquisition to find them guilty. This phenomena swept those American colleges in 2013-2014 specifically. Those colleges were caught off-guard: many tried to "appease" the complainers by removing all "offending" things, policing language more aggressively (this is when all the draconian dating rules started appearing for US colleges). Which, predictably only emboldened the complainers to become more aggressive in policing others words, thoughts, and actions.

It's not all colleges, it's just what happens when you have an easily abused "witch hunt" type tribunal system, plus Lord of the Flies type social pressures. It's not even specific to any ideology: if you had conservative residential colleges, along with a tribunal you could report people for being "too liberal" then of course, the same thing would happen: some ultra-conservative zealots would abuse the system to tyrannize the majority and put themselves into a position of power. The group that ends up abusing any complaints procedure is by necessity related to the types of complaints you're allowed to make.
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