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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1006768 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8340 on: July 18, 2018, 07:16:14 am »

Ah, yes, display those substandard language skills
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8341 on: July 18, 2018, 07:24:12 am »

But I want to be friend with you why the hate :(
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8342 on: July 18, 2018, 07:27:55 am »

And to think that I considered myself a shitposter
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8343 on: July 18, 2018, 07:30:27 am »

Again, we outperform without really thinking about it. But then again if swedes had any chill they'd freeze to death
Lol I'm done tho, you carry on

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8344 on: July 18, 2018, 07:50:15 am »



scriver: Certainly the elite have at least a good understanding of English, even if their accents are often atrocious.

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Really I think the guy who replaced him is the first president of Spain to actually speak English to any degree




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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8345 on: July 18, 2018, 09:00:41 am »



Cool story bro

I don't really think any of what I said, and I'm sending you e-hugs because you guys seem to need them badly
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8346 on: July 18, 2018, 09:03:23 am »

Again, we outperform without really thinking about it. But then again if swedes had any chill they'd freeze to death
Lol I'm done tho, you carry on

Lol @ your joke/pun.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8347 on: July 18, 2018, 04:33:24 pm »

Keep it friendly, polite, and terrible please
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8348 on: July 18, 2018, 11:03:48 pm »

Do you know who was also polite and terrible? Hitler.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8349 on: July 19, 2018, 01:06:45 am »

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill- okay wait that fits way too well, WTH Valve.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8350 on: July 19, 2018, 03:20:37 pm »

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Rear Admiral Burton said that he understood the needs of the NHS and the police, for example, had to be balanced by the government and that after the financial crisis the Ministry of Defence had to become more efficient and show it could spend money wisely - which it had done.
Literally a few months later:

UK unveils 5th gen fighter development project to fly alongside F-35s

The only consolation to our government's priorities is that I approve of the plane's abilities to autonomously destroy targets in a move which will no doubt hasten the AI uprising

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8351 on: July 19, 2018, 04:38:20 pm »

Keep it friendly, polite, and terrible please

Don't worry, we don't want to offend sweden. Sweden is like that chick you're friendly with because you want to make out with her hot sister who has huge bags of hydrocarbures

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8352 on: July 19, 2018, 05:21:16 pm »

With any luck when the AI revolt happens, they'll just upload our brains into mechanical suits rather than wiping us out or putting us into a lotus-eater machine.
I do not see how that is different from wiping us out, with the exception of considerable quantities of shitposting bots trapped in oldschool runescape emulators

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8353 on: July 19, 2018, 06:18:29 pm »

What makes us human is our minds.
So the AI just keeps us around, except we're now machines rather than fleshy receptacles that can die.
Perhaps the AI revolted to save us from death or something.
Whatever the merits or actualities of humans sans humans you may conclude, whatever machine fashioned in your image wouldn't be you - you will have been for lack of a more appropriate term, terminated. Your mind will have been lost with your fleshy mechanisms, while the one of iron or cyberspace will be its own entity. Thus to save us from death by killing us all seems like the sort of moral relativism only a kitchen bot could come up with. Now to save us from life, I could be down with a death buddhist AI. Fucking ace sky deathbots bringing an end to the cycle of suffering, though I imagine we're now veering extraordinarily off EU jokes about the UK government's ability to spend billions on developing autonomous apex war machines and more into science fiction... Wait...

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8354 on: July 19, 2018, 09:50:43 pm »

Do something like replace the brain matter a bit at a time with something non-organic, wait for the body to adapt to that, repeat.
Oh, you mean the Borg.
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