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[scriver]

Ah, yes, display those substandard language skills

[Cathar]

But I want to be friend with you why the hate
Sweden is the only surviving french monarchy

[SaberToothTiger]

And to think that I considered myself a shitposter

[Cathar]

Again, we outperform without really thinking about it. But then again if swedes had any chill they'd freeze to death
Lol I'm done tho, you carry on

[ChairmanPoo]

scriver: Certainly the elite have at least a good understanding of English, even if their accents are often atrocious.

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Really I think the guy who replaced him is the first president of Spain to actually speak English to any degree

Cool story bro

[Cathar]

Cool story bro

I don't really think any of what I said, and I'm sending you e-hugs because you guys seem to need them badly
Cheers

[smjjames]

Again, we outperform without really thinking about it. But then again if swedes had any chill they'd freeze to death
Lol I'm done tho, you carry on

Lol @ your joke/pun.

[martinuzz]

Keep it friendly, polite, and terrible please

[Reelya]

Do you know who was also polite and terrible? Hitler.

[Egan_BW]

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill- okay wait that fits way too well, WTH Valve.

[Loud Whispers]

Rear Admiral Burton said that he understood the needs of the NHS and the police, for example, had to be balanced by the government and that after the financial crisis the Ministry of Defence had to become more efficient and show it could spend money wisely - which it had done.

Literally a few months later:

UK unveils 5th gen fighter development project to fly alongside F-35s

The only consolation to our government's priorities is that I approve of the plane's abilities to autonomously destroy targets in a move which will no doubt hasten the AI uprising

[Cathar]

Keep it friendly, polite, and terrible please

Don't worry, we don't want to offend sweden. Sweden is like that chick you're friendly with because you want to make out with her hot sister who has huge bags of hydrocarbures

[Loud Whispers]

With any luck when the AI revolt happens, they'll just upload our brains into mechanical suits rather than wiping us out or putting us into a lotus-eater machine.

I do not see how that is different from wiping us out, with the exception of considerable quantities of shitposting bots trapped in oldschool runescape emulators

[Loud Whispers]

What makes us human is our minds.
So the AI just keeps us around, except we're now machines rather than fleshy receptacles that can die.
Perhaps the AI revolted to save us from death or something.

Whatever the merits or actualities of humans sans humans you may conclude, whatever machine fashioned in your image wouldn't be you - you will have been for lack of a more appropriate term, terminated. Your mind will have been lost with your fleshy mechanisms, while the one of iron or cyberspace will be its own entity. Thus to save us from death by killing us all seems like the sort of moral relativism only a kitchen bot could come up with. Now to save us from life, I could be down with a death buddhist AI. Fucking ace sky deathbots bringing an end to the cycle of suffering, though I imagine we're now veering extraordinarily off EU jokes about the UK government's ability to spend billions on developing autonomous apex war machines and more into science fiction... Wait...

[Il Palazzo]

Do something like replace the brain matter a bit at a time with something non-organic, wait for the body to adapt to that, repeat.

Oh, you mean the Borg.