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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1108054 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6480 on: August 17, 2017, 01:39:09 pm »

13 deaths confirmed, they arrested one suspect. :/
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« Reply #6481 on: August 17, 2017, 09:14:24 pm »

Further things occurred in Barcelona.
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« Reply #6482 on: August 18, 2017, 03:28:40 am »

Another terrorist attack in Spain. In the coastal town of Cambrils, 6 people were run over by a car and one woman was stabbed.
The police killed 5 terrorists wearing bombvests before they could do more harm. The bombvests turned out to be fake

Yesterday's attacker(s) that killed 13 and wounded over a 100 people is still at large. The police say they believe a cell of 8 people is behind yesterday's attack, and they had prepared an attack with gas bottles.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6483 on: August 18, 2017, 03:40:42 am »

Why would you wear fake bombvests? To make sure you're not captured alive?
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« Reply #6484 on: August 18, 2017, 03:42:18 am »

Yeah, that's what I think too.
Bombvest >> gotta destroy the back of the brain

One of the 5 dead terrorists died hours later in hospital though, so I doubt they gave him a neckshot properly.
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« Reply #6485 on: August 18, 2017, 03:52:14 am »

Meanwhile, the Bulgarian president has called upon the EU to guard the EU's outer borders with armed force, if nescessary, saying that refugees will only stop coming if they know they'll find death here. To set an example, he sent the Bulgarian military to the Turkish border.
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« Reply #6486 on: August 18, 2017, 09:16:03 am »

Meanwhile, the Bulgarian president has called upon the EU to guard the EU's outer borders with armed force, if nescessary, saying that refugees will only stop coming if they know they'll find death here. To set an example, he sent the Bulgarian military to the Turkish border.

Is he seriously implying that they'll (the Bulgarians) shoot the refugees on sight? It may just be inflated rhetoric, but still, that's not really something you say.
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« Reply #6487 on: August 18, 2017, 09:26:28 am »

It's just inflated rethoric, but scary nonetheless. Bulgaria knows damn well EU will kick them out if they shoot at unarmed refugees.
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« Reply #6488 on: August 18, 2017, 09:46:37 am »

Seems like something he needs to be smacked upside the head for. :P (but hey, I'm just an american imperialist talking /major sarcasm )

Also, an incident in Finland.
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« Reply #6489 on: August 18, 2017, 10:41:12 am »

Also, an incident in Finland.
First day of vacation. There's a Lidl nearby. My sister and I was planning on going there around that time to buy groceries.

My sister chose instead a store much farther away from Kauppatori.

Comes home and my dad calls us.

I only now hear of this.

Fucking hell.
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« Reply #6490 on: August 18, 2017, 10:46:08 am »

Glad you and your family are okay da_nang.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6491 on: August 18, 2017, 10:49:19 am »

All of my Spanish family accounted for now. My cousin apparently was in their apartment on the Rambla when it happened.

Also, again. Stop calling the immigrants refugees. They majority of them are not. They're just people entering the countries unlawfully and should be detained and sent back. Coming from Africa or Asia does not grant people extra migration privileges.

Personally, I have no problem with the military patrolling the border if the police and coast guard services isn't enough.


Also, an incident in Finland.
First day of vacation. There's a Lidl nearby. My sister and I was planning on going there around that time to buy groceries.

My sister chose instead a store much farther away from Kauppatori.

Comes home and my dad calls us.

I only now hear of this.

Fucking hell.

I hope all of you and yours are okay as well, d_nang.

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« Reply #6492 on: August 18, 2017, 10:57:06 am »

All of my Spanish family accounted for now. My cousin apparently was in their apartment on the Rambla when it happened.

Also, again. Stop calling the immigrants refugees. They majority of them are not. They're just people entering the countries unlawfully and should be detained and sent back. Coming from Africa or Asia does not grant people extra migration privileges.

Personally, I have no problem with the military patrolling the border if the police and coast guard services isn't enough.

Some of them are though. And refugees or economic migrants, they certainly shouldn't be shot on sight.
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« Reply #6493 on: August 18, 2017, 10:59:38 am »

All of my Spanish family accounted for now. My cousin apparently was in their apartment on the Rambla when it happened.

Also, again. Stop calling the immigrants refugees. They majority of them are not. They're just people entering the countries unlawfully and should be detained and sent back. Coming from Africa or Asia does not grant people extra migration privileges.

Personally, I have no problem with the military patrolling the border if the police and coast guard services isn't enough.

Some of them are though. And refugees or economic migrants, they certainly shouldn't be shot on sight.

His point is that they shouldn't ALL be labelled refugees because most of them aren't.
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« Reply #6494 on: August 18, 2017, 11:02:03 am »

I just hope it wasn't any of my Pakistani or Middle Eastern colleagues.

I've heard one of them mumble Allahu Akbar to himself plenty of times. I would normally just assume it's muslim prayers, but now...
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