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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6450 on: August 13, 2017, 06:24:53 pm »

tbh the EU should just invade libya and help what's left of the libyan coalition gov retake its own nation and reestablish rule of law. Never too late for damage control

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6451 on: August 13, 2017, 06:30:37 pm »

With an extremely high risk of just making things worse. If they ask for help, then yeah, sure.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6452 on: August 13, 2017, 06:48:12 pm »

With an extremely high risk of just making things worse. If they ask for help, then yeah, sure.
Already at rock bottom. They broke it, now they can fix it, they don't fix it, unlimited border forever. Look at this retarded shit, EU trying to stop Libyan general from reconquering Libya because muh Russia. Seems like the EU keeps trying to have its cake and eat it too, which is rapidly ensuring it is surrounded by Russian proxies, Jihadis and lawless frontiers.
I mean ffs the UN gov won't unfreeze Libyan assets because no faction has been competent enough to reconquer Libya, all the while the EU does its best to ensure no faction reconquers Libya. Without the funds, Libyan security forces whether Tobruk or Tripoli aligned cannot provision themselves properly for a full campaign and rebuilding effort, which quagmires everything until Moscow buys a faction or even better, a joint Putin-Trump backed faction does.

It is just circles and layers of suicide

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6453 on: August 13, 2017, 09:00:45 pm »

Already at rock bottom.

I feel the need to point out again that Things. Can. Always. Get. Worse.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6454 on: August 13, 2017, 09:03:20 pm »

Probably Libyan government funding the traffickers which is why it's only warning shots. Can't be killing your own guys after all.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6455 on: August 15, 2017, 04:48:30 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6456 on: August 15, 2017, 05:11:16 pm »

>europeans

NEWS!: Spraying a brain chemical up peoples noses changes their behavior! or NEWS!:Your nose apparently has oxyticin receptors! /s

Using something in a way that it's not intended to be used for doesn't seem like a very good idea anyhow.
« Last Edit: August 15, 2017, 05:13:12 pm by smjjames »
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6457 on: August 15, 2017, 06:11:37 pm »

Conspiracy theorists have ammo for ages to come now
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6458 on: August 15, 2017, 10:12:10 pm »

Not, of course, that they really needed it, but it's always nice to reload once in a while. ^_^
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6459 on: August 16, 2017, 01:27:12 am »

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“Given the right circumstances, oxytocin may help promote the acceptance and integration of migrants into Western cultures,” says Hurlemann.
They're basically researching thought control. That's fucked up.

"Oh, the rightwingers/alt-righters are at it again? Just lace the water with this stuff."
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6460 on: August 16, 2017, 05:37:35 am »

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“Given the right circumstances, oxytocin may help promote the acceptance and integration of migrants into Western cultures,” says Hurlemann.
They're basically researching thought control. That's fucked up.

"Oh, the rightwingers/alt-righters are at it again? Just lace the water with this stuff."

Oxytocin research has been full of ethically dubious papers and experiments ever since it was discovered though, it's literallyone of the hormones involved in trust and belonging. E
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6461 on: August 16, 2017, 06:18:34 am »

So basically you have to be high on drugs to be pro-immigrants?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6462 on: August 16, 2017, 06:22:50 am »

So basically you have to be high on drugs to be pro-immigrants?

Didn't you hear? There is a drug that cures Xenophobia now.

Ohhh... Wait... This is the EU thread, so it is doubly relevant given it was a study in Germany.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6463 on: August 16, 2017, 07:51:12 am »

So basically you have to be high on drugs to be pro-immigrants?

Nah, I think the take-away is thatnormal neurotrasmitters cause you to be pro-refugees, so you have to have a disfunctional brain to be anti-immigrants.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6464 on: August 16, 2017, 07:58:25 am »

Yup, that sure is their take! It's great to see that science today is free from politization. We're definitely not repeating the mistakes of yesteryear here, we learned our lesson!
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