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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1109029 times)

Erkki

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #5235 on: March 22, 2017, 10:27:22 am »

Impressive, you trotted that old chestnut out before the bodies were even cold.

Not an old nut at all.
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« Reply #5236 on: March 22, 2017, 10:28:46 am »

Meanwhile in Turkey, Erdogan continues ranting and takes it a step further.

"If Europeans do not change their attitude towards Turkey, Europeans will no longer be able to safely walk the street, anywhere in the world"


Seems he wants to become the next IS.

Seems like he needs someone to punch him in the face.

Sounds more like he is threatening to open the metaphorical floodgates and let all of the refugees and ISIS flow through unimpeded.

How many metaphorical bridges does he still have left, I wonder.....

On the incident near the UK parliament, CNN is saying that the assaliant has been killed. Also, countdown to Trump doing some sort of gloating.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #5237 on: March 22, 2017, 10:30:05 am »

Let's hope this is the only incident were in for today. It's the anniversary of the Brussels attacks today :P
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #5239 on: March 22, 2017, 10:48:38 am »

Meanwhile in Turkey, Erdogan continues ranting and takes it a step further.

"If Europeans do not change their attitude towards Turkey, Europeans will no longer be able to safely walk the street, anywhere in the world"


Seems he wants to become the next IS.
Jokes on Erdogan, Europeans have a deathwish

British parliament session has been interrupted because there currently is a shootout going on outside it.

Shouldnt that be impossible, because there are almost no guns in UK?
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Just got text messages from me m8s saying police set up roadblocks all round. Dude attacked yellow jack police with a knife, got taken down by plain clothes police
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-39355505
Another Attacker drove his car through the pavement and pedestrians. Pleased the police got such a good handling of the situation though
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/parliament-shooting-car-mows-down-10076616

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #5240 on: March 22, 2017, 10:51:12 am »

<tinfoil>
Ahem.

Radical muslim disguised as a radical Brexiteer disguised as a radical Europhile in a false flag attack as a last-ditch attempt to stop Brexit but fails therefore undermining Bremain, without drawing attention to ISIS seeking to repeat Brussels 2016 but in Britain.

Ordered by Trump, who is paid by Putin, who is manipulated by Brussels.

Not EU Brussels, but Belgium Brussels.

</tinfoil>

But seriously, this attack is just adding fuel to the fire.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2017, 10:54:22 am by da_nang »
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #5241 on: March 22, 2017, 10:58:52 am »

I found a short video from the scene, taken from bus, and one can clearly hear 3 shots fired on it. The video seems to be shot immediately after the car incident on the bridge.
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« Reply #5242 on: March 22, 2017, 11:05:21 am »

British parliament session has been interrupted because there currently is a shootout going on outside it.

Shouldnt that be impossible, because there are almost no guns in UK?

Is this supposed to be some pro guns lobby?

Anyway, the POLICE shot someone who stabbed an agent.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #5243 on: March 22, 2017, 11:10:57 am »

Nothing connecting the two attacks just yet, though its debatable. Maybe the asian guy just tried to take advantage of the confusion to stab a cop and failed miserably?

Anyways, it (so far) appears the shots came from the police who shot down the failed stabby guy. The people on the bridge were hurt/killed by the car drivey guy.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2017, 11:12:29 am by TempAcc »
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #5244 on: March 22, 2017, 11:57:42 am »

The stabber:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #5245 on: March 22, 2017, 12:04:50 pm »

Apparently the guy who drove over people on the bridge and the stabber are the same guy.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #5246 on: March 22, 2017, 12:10:30 pm »

Any confirmed deaths? I can't seem to find any data on that.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #5247 on: March 22, 2017, 12:14:43 pm »

Any confirmed deaths? I can't seem to find any data on that.

Two now says the main media, of the other is the suspect himself.
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« Reply #5248 on: March 22, 2017, 12:33:56 pm »

Anyone reminded of the Canadian Parliament shooting? Thankfully it seems the attacker in this case never had chance of making it that far into the House of Commons.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #5249 on: March 22, 2017, 01:32:14 pm »

« Last Edit: March 22, 2017, 01:35:06 pm by TempAcc »
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