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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1109624 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4395 on: December 20, 2016, 07:31:54 am »

German police chief tells die Welt that the Pakistani man they apprehended is possibly not the perpetrator. They fear that the real culprit is still at large, and might cause more victims.

https://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article160462226/Berliner-Polizei-Wir-haben-den-falschen-Mann.html
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4396 on: December 20, 2016, 07:37:46 am »

German police chief tells die Welt that the Pakistani man they apprehended is possibly not the perpetrator. They fear that the real culprit is still at large, and might cause more victims.

https://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article160462226/Berliner-Polizei-Wir-haben-den-falschen-Mann.html

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how convenient, so they can pin subsequent attacks without having to whitewash the news - "see? lone wolf, totally the same dude"
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4397 on: December 20, 2016, 08:10:00 am »

Only officials should operate trucks! They should be stored centrally in secure, guarded, armored warehouses only! The citizens of EU demand security!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4398 on: December 20, 2016, 08:13:09 am »

He kinda looks like a (younger) Quentin Tarantino
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4399 on: December 20, 2016, 08:14:57 am »

Brussels ain't French.
Oh sorry, I should have added Belgium (and Madrid). Sorry London, Brexit and all.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4400 on: December 20, 2016, 08:15:44 am »

He kinda looks like a (younger) Quentin Tarantino
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4401 on: December 20, 2016, 09:02:06 am »

German police chief tells die Welt that the Pakistani man they apprehended is possibly not the perpetrator. They fear that the real culprit is still at large, and might cause more victims.

https://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article160462226/Berliner-Polizei-Wir-haben-den-falschen-Mann.html

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how convenient, so they can pin subsequent attacks without having to whitewash the news - "see? lone wolf, totally the same dude"
What's convenient? They just seem to have arrested the wrong guy, there's no evidence that he did it (and forensics suggest he could not have shot the driver).

If this is a terror attack is probably is a lone wolf since no-one has claimed responsibility.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4402 on: December 20, 2016, 10:57:31 am »

Thats kinda weird that nobody's claimed it yet. Werent IS making a thing of claiming every islam-related terrorist attack a while back, even ones that analysts said were probbably lone wolfs?
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« Reply #4403 on: December 20, 2016, 11:03:42 am »

Thats kinda weird that nobody's claimed it yet. Werent IS making a thing of claiming every islam-related terrorist attack a while back, even ones that analysts said were probbably lone wolfs?

Even then, they often were inspired by Isis. A lone wolf just means the person isn't part of a cell or a network and is acting alone.

It is a bit odd though that nobody has claimed it. Though it also makes some sense that nobody might want to claim it because it'll make Russia and Turkey focus fire on them. The motivations of the guy are pretty clear (bombardment of Aleppo, the whole Syria mess), but whether he's connected to anybody or is a lone actor isn't known yet.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4404 on: December 20, 2016, 11:08:17 am »

honestly I'm not certain it wasn't a plant or a deliberate allowance on Russia's part. It's the sort of thing KGB might do.
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« Reply #4405 on: December 20, 2016, 11:14:10 am »

honestly I'm not certain it wasn't a plant or a deliberate allowance on Russia's part. It's the sort of thing KGB might do.
You mean Russia would assassinate it's own diplomat to further the cause of improving relations with Turkey using the 'your enemy is our enemy' rethoric?

I guess it makes more sense than Obama having ordered it in retaliation to the election tampering.
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« Reply #4406 on: December 20, 2016, 11:15:59 am »

honestly I'm not certain it wasn't a plant or a deliberate allowance on Russia's part. It's the sort of thing KGB might do.

It did seem pretty strange how that ambassador is supposedly the most protected ambassador in Turkey and yet that guy was the only security guy there and they had to send police in to neutralize the guy. Then again, I don't know what 'most protected' looks like in Turkey, I assume the same way or close to as the POTUS.

There was also, hours after that, some guy shooting a shotgun in the air outside the US embassy in Turkey shouting "I swear to god, don't you mess with us!". That person was arrested without issues.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4407 on: December 20, 2016, 11:19:25 am »

honestly I'm not certain it wasn't a plant or a deliberate allowance on Russia's part. It's the sort of thing KGB might do.
You mean Russia would assassinate it's own diplomat to further the cause of improving relations with Turkey using the 'your enemy is our enemy' rethoric?

I guess it makes more sense than Obama having ordered it in retaliation to the election tampering.
Or even just deliberately fail to prevent him being assassinated. 'enemy of our enemy' wasn't what I was thinking though, mostly 'see we have to be involved and this justifies anything we do!'
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4408 on: December 20, 2016, 11:22:28 am »

I really don't think we need to bring complex machinations into this. Though clearly someone screwed up with security for the ambassador.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4409 on: December 20, 2016, 01:01:26 pm »

Thats kinda weird that nobody's claimed it yet. Werent IS making a thing of claiming every islam-related terrorist attack a while back, even ones that analysts said were probbably lone wolfs?
If you're talking about the ambassador assassin it seems likely he's aligned with other rebel groups that are hostile to IS. Those have received Turkish backing in the past.

For the truck attack I guess things are just too murky at this point. There wasn't even any kind of statement or note from the attacker so it's unclear if it's even politically motivated at all.
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