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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4080 on: November 24, 2016, 06:39:43 pm »

Pence/Farage fics when
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4081 on: November 24, 2016, 06:55:36 pm »

I'm feeling pensive about the whole affair. I'm certain it's a far age away.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4082 on: November 24, 2016, 07:11:06 pm »

...should someone give Farage the Avatar tattoo on his head?
"When the UK needed him most, he vanished."
When the UK needed him most, he was there 24/7 and helped win the referendum - think what you May, right now he doesn't really have any power to do anything in the UK lol, besides influence anyways, which in the UK would leave him with nothing to do but Gove around. If anything, waving him around like a national Johnson whilst trying to centralize the gov would be inopportune, certainly not a Johnson any Os could accommodate. At least we got rid of Ham on de gov? Let's not Fallon the past though, whilst we Hunt for the best deal. I'm sure we'll find the Write terms, and if not, they'll be a Truss up.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4083 on: November 24, 2016, 07:25:05 pm »

You are awful LW.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4084 on: November 24, 2016, 07:32:43 pm »

You are awful LW.
I don't want to Blair any Trumpets here, but really I don't think my posts need to go in the Corbin just yet.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4085 on: November 24, 2016, 07:37:26 pm »

You are awful LW.
I don't want to Blair any Trumpets here, but really I don't think my posts need to go in the Corbin just yet.
That was code for "please no more" :p
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the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4086 on: November 28, 2016, 07:31:34 am »

Fillon, a pro-Putinist aiming to take over France, has won the primaries over a pro-European candidate Juppe, with a massive advantage of 66.5% to Juppe's 33.5 percent of the vote. There doesn't appear to be anyone on the French political scene able to pose a threat to him now, since the only other candidates at the moment are Le Pen (who's even more of a pro-Putinist than Fillon), Hollande, who has popularity rating of 4%, and a bunch of other left-leaning politicians who apparently are going to run separately, thus splitting the left vote.

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Close aides of Hollande have said he will run despite his deep unpopularity. Fillon lacks the broad appeal of the more centrist Juppe and his more radical economic reform plans could give Hollande a peg on which to base his candidacy.

But on Sunday, Hollande's prime minister Manuel Valls for the first time raised the prospect he could challenge Hollande as the Socialists' candidate in the 2017 presidential election, in a further sign of the left's divisions.

Neither of them would get more than 9 percent of the votes in the first round of the presidential election and neither would qualify for the run-off, the Harris Interactive flash poll on Sunday showed.

Both Hollande's former economy minister Emmanuel Macron and leftist firebrand Jean-Luc Melenchon, would do much better, the poll showed. Both on Sunday reaffirmed that they would run in the presidentials and bypass the Socialist party's primaries - guaranteeing a split vote on the left.

Seems like France is about to betray Europe once again.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4087 on: November 28, 2016, 07:34:36 am »

In current year, nationalism equals neo-fascism putinism.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4088 on: November 28, 2016, 07:47:31 am »

In current year, nationalism equals neo-fascism putinism.
Sure, if you ignore this:
Major political developments in France:
New favourite to become French President, Francois Fillon, wants to drag Russia back into the European fold. Stop it sliding towards Asia
Francois Fillon, set to pull off stunning upset in French conservative primary tonight, favored fighting ISIL alongside Russia, Iran, Assad
Seems like all that Le Pen's Russian support was just a strategic ruse, deflecting all attention from real Putin's candidate.

Is this how the end of Euro-Atlanticism looks like?

EDIT: Apparently, there's also this:
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From Fillion's site using Google Translate:
4. A sovereign trade policy that protects our interests
- Reject European decisions going against the economic interests of France as the sanctions against Russia that seriously affect our businesses.

- Propose a new EU / Russia trade partnership that would offer our businesses new opportunities.
So much for "annexation of Crimea will forever alienate Russia from Europe".
He's most definitely a Putinist.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4089 on: November 28, 2016, 07:53:48 am »

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I'll start preparing the guns and sign up for military reserve.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4090 on: November 28, 2016, 07:56:41 am »

At least hes better looking that our putinist:



Väyrynen even found a party of its own, with Donbass cash, while remaining in parliament as member of another. They havent still found a way... or will to kick him out.

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I'll start preparing the guns and sign up for military reserve.

I heard Poland is considering returning concription and mandatory (armed) service?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4091 on: November 28, 2016, 08:03:15 am »

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I'll start preparing the guns and sign up for military reserve.
Unlikely to help, what with the new "non-nuclear" weapons research  going on in Russia (that, btw, is now seemingly taking over a whole floor in that secret institute place)... but I guess at least it gives you a better chance of survival.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4092 on: November 28, 2016, 08:12:15 am »

At this rate, 30 years down the line there'll be a Russia-lead version of the EU.

How? Right now Russia has but some cash to bribe select politicians with. And nukes, lots of nukes.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4093 on: November 28, 2016, 08:16:42 am »

At this rate, 30 years down the line there'll be a Russia-lead version of the EU.

How? Right now Russia has but some cash to bribe select politicians with. And nukes, lots of nukes.
Same way it gets to install pro-Russian politicians in Western countries - with Russian meme magic brainwashing everyone to serve Russia, abandoning their rational self-interest in favor of "greatness" and "independence".
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4094 on: November 28, 2016, 08:28:09 am »

Also Kot, don't we lack a prepping thread? General Discussion, Life Advice or Creative Projects?  :P
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