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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1105581 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3255 on: July 22, 2016, 08:28:46 am »

A resident reports that he was gaming, and then the police came and told him to evacuate his house immediatly because of explosion danger. He says that a while before this, he had heard people shouting "cancer mongloid retard" in the street below. He hopes there's no bomb, because he had to leave his cat behind.

The street is filled with ambulances and fire trucks now too.

A handgrenade has been found in the building and the bomb squad is trying to neutralize it.

Starts to look like what DJ said, guy jumped from the window to save himself and baby. People from the neighborhood say that the child's mother lived there, the man didn't. But "he always was so sweet and happy with his child when he was there. He walked the buggy with a big smile"
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3256 on: July 22, 2016, 09:21:43 am »

Our Dutch government and justice department have decided that they will immediatly stop extraditing anyone to Turkey 'for an undetermined period of time'.

High judges also call to ignore international treaties that force the Dutch justice department to cooperate with Turkish investigations. Judge commissionar Ronny van de Water says "It is unacceptable that judges are blamed for supporting the coup and fired en masse like this. I know that according to international treaties we are supposed to cooperate. But I also have a conscience, and enough is enough".

I guess that means our government will no longer support the refugee deal with Turkey either.

In other news the bomb squad has managed to safely dismantle the handgrenade and is now searching the appartment for any other explosives. Police just blocked view of the regional news channel's live feed with fences clad in large black screens. So I guess we'll get no more news for a while.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3257 on: July 22, 2016, 09:44:17 am »

Tbh international law forces you to anyways

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« Reply #3258 on: July 22, 2016, 09:45:12 am »

Police just blocked view of the regional news channel's live feed with fences clad in large black screens. So I guess we'll get no more news for a while.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3259 on: July 22, 2016, 09:45:28 am »

Tbh international law forces you to anyways
I think the judges will say "sue me I'm giving you jack shit whaddcha gun do", or a more diplomatic "so you want us to share info on behalf of your case. <searching> sorry, nope, we have nothing"
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3260 on: July 22, 2016, 09:51:26 am »

The man's mother / the baby's grandmother has been found dead in the appartment.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3261 on: July 22, 2016, 10:37:39 am »

Tbh international law forces you to anyways
I think the judges will say "sue me I'm giving you jack shit whaddcha gun do", or a more diplomatic "so you want us to share info on behalf of your case. <searching> sorry, nope, we have nothing"
Yeah, there's more than one way to be uncooperative than just outright saying you won't comply.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3262 on: July 22, 2016, 11:12:22 am »

If Netherlands broke the international law like that, who would enforce it and how? It's not like you can effectively embargo a single EU country, and embargoing all of EU is economic suicide.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3263 on: July 22, 2016, 11:45:42 am »

All I can say to the man jumping out of not-burning building with baby, then bomb squad over a grenade (a grenade seems easy to deal with, but what do I know), then woman found dead in apartment is..... Huh? I got what Martinuzz said, it's just the whole situation seems confusing.

What's the root of it, tensions between Turkish groups?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3264 on: July 22, 2016, 11:48:30 am »

Newspaper reports now that the 11-month old baby's mother arrived at the grandmother's house to collect the baby. Inside she was met by her ex husband who had a grenade. She says he dragged her into a room.... Then she got away, and the ex husband jumped from the window with the child. The mother says she doesn't know how the grandmother died.

Dunno. Smells fishy. I'd keep the lady in custody or at least tell her to not leave the country. She 'got away' without taking her child while under threat of a grenade? Really?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3265 on: July 22, 2016, 11:57:02 am »

Shots have just been fired in a shopping mall in Munich. There's reports of multiple dead, other reports of multiple wounded. Police have responded in large numbers and are cordonning off the area.

https://www.rt.com/news/352727-munich-reports-shooting-running/
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3266 on: July 22, 2016, 11:58:44 am »

Saw an uncofirmed report about another incident in a cafe.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3267 on: July 22, 2016, 11:59:32 am »

This getting ridiculous. We've gone from a few terrorist attacks per year to a few per week in Europe over the past month.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3268 on: July 22, 2016, 12:08:00 pm »

This getting ridiculous. We've gone from a few terrorist attacks per year to a few per week in Europe over the past month.

Just means that ISIS is getting desperate. But yes, it's ridiculous.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3269 on: July 22, 2016, 12:09:39 pm »

Could also mean Yooro security services aren't very good at their jobs.
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