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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1106063 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3045 on: July 18, 2016, 02:54:06 pm »

Yeah, right, if only Jon Oliver hadn't push for refugee to come in and then retroactively occurs in France as non-refugees Tunision ten years earlier...
Hahaha, you don't get to blame one comedian for what a whole continent wished on itself

Even if JO was never born, yuros still would have wanted cultural enrichment

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3046 on: July 18, 2016, 02:56:37 pm »

Yeah, why didn't we think of banning and deporting all muslims from Europe.  ::)
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3047 on: July 18, 2016, 03:01:16 pm »

Yeah, why didn't we think of banning and deporting all muslims from Europe.  ::)
Holy shit this is actually how Yuros think

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3048 on: July 18, 2016, 03:06:28 pm »

Dude, the guy was not a refugee, nor an illegal. He came in legally with a residency permit. Yet, somehow you say that this is linked to recent, refugees policy? You imply immigration policies are to blame, that means you think correct immigration policy would have stopped the Nice attacks. I can't think of one short of "kick out all the muslims" (or maybe just "kick out all muslim male of military age") that would have done so.

I mean, are you just trolling?

In more serious news, the guy apparently sent ~100.000 euros to his family before the attacks, a lot of cash for a delivery driver.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3049 on: July 18, 2016, 03:09:40 pm »

Accused former air force general Akin Öztürk did not confess to staging the coup. He denies.
While at first state press agency Anadolu had announced the general had confessed, they have withdrawn that statement and now report he denies, after private media companies Haberturk and NTV contradicted the earlier statement.

According to NTV, the air force general didn't tell his interrogators that he staged the coup, but rather told them that he tried to prevent it. He stated that he is not the person that staged the coup of the 15th july, and that he does not know who did.

« Last Edit: July 18, 2016, 03:12:57 pm by martinuzz »
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3050 on: July 18, 2016, 03:11:32 pm »

Imply? There is a direct link between Europeans getting killed by immigrants and Europeans supporting uncontrolled migration

You imply immigration policies are to blame, that means you think correct immigration policy would have stopped the Nice attacks. I can't think of one short of "kick out all the muslims" (or maybe just "kick out all muslim male of military age") that would have done so.
Hahaha, you really do think this way
Anyways it is too late, regular terrorism is fun for everyone now

Accused former air force general Akin Öztürk did not confess to staging the coup. He denies.
While at first state press agency Anadolu had announced the general had confessed, they have withdrawn that statement and now report he denies, after private media companies Haberturk and NTV contradicted the earlier statement.

According to NTV, the air force general didn't tell his interrogators that he staged the coup, but rather told them that he tried to prevent it. He stated that he is not the person that staged the coup of the 15th july, and that he does not know who did.
Auto-coup by Erdo?

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3051 on: July 18, 2016, 03:13:04 pm »

Meanwhile, Erdogan has stated that he will let parliament decide about the death penalty, and will accept any outcome. He added that "the people in the streets want those people killed. Why would I detain them and feed them in prison for years, is what the people in the streets are wondering".

He also told the US to expect a formal extradition request for Gulen within a few days. I guess he's not done fabricating evidence yet.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3052 on: July 18, 2016, 03:18:43 pm »

Turkish minister of foreign affairs Cavusoglu sneered at Angela Merkel for threatening to end EU talks when death penalty returns.
He said "That is unacceptable. Statements like that about a possible lawful decision by a democratically chosen government suggest supporting the coup".

I think I lost track. I'm confused. Who staged the coup? Merkel? Obama? Erdogan? BoJo? Putin? Kim Jung Un?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3053 on: July 18, 2016, 03:19:35 pm »

Turkish minister of foreign affairs Cavusoglu sneered at Angela Merkel for threatening to end EU talks when death penalty returns.
He said "That is unacceptable. Statements like that about a possible lawful decision by a democratically chosen government suggest supporting the coup"
Turkish referendum when

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3054 on: July 18, 2016, 03:19:57 pm »

Turkexit time I guess.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3055 on: July 18, 2016, 03:20:13 pm »

So, please tell me, Oh, LW, what immigration policies would have prevented the Nice attack? Sure, refusing to take in refugees would have prevented people like that group arrested in Germany a couple months ago from getting in. But how would that have stopped the Nice attack? What does refugees have to do with this one?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3056 on: July 18, 2016, 03:22:12 pm »

Turkexit time I guess.

No Turk EU sounds fine. Turkey out of NATO? I'd think twice and hard.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3057 on: July 18, 2016, 03:22:39 pm »

So how is the coup going, anyway?  Is it going?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3058 on: July 18, 2016, 03:23:12 pm »

It's over, failed almost as soon as it started.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3059 on: July 18, 2016, 03:25:30 pm »

So how is the coup going, anyway?  Is it going?
Yes, Erdogan's attempt to overthrow democracy in Turkey is still going strong.

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