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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2835 on: July 15, 2016, 01:23:46 pm »

The problem with claiming anything is peaceful is that it's always inherently wrong.

Or, to quote a character from Green Mars:
“You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one fucking idiot.”

The issue however, in this case, is that from what I understand Islam (Or at least the original version) DOES condone violence. Obviously there are moderates, and they're probably in the majority in western countries, but still.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2836 on: July 15, 2016, 02:45:30 pm »

The problem with claiming anything is peaceful is that it's always inherently wrong.

Or, to quote a character from Green Mars:
“You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one fucking idiot.”

The issue however, in this case, is that from what I understand Islam (Or at least the original version) DOES condone violence. Obviously there are moderates, and they're probably in the majority in western countries, but still.
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I'm guessing that sign was a joke.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2837 on: July 15, 2016, 02:50:52 pm »

'Fantastic 4 are on their way'? WTF?
Abu Bakr, Umar, Uthman, and Ali?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2838 on: July 15, 2016, 02:54:08 pm »

'Fantastic 4 are on their way'? WTF?
Abu Bakr, Umar, Uthman, and Ali?

No place for Muhammad, Saladin and others ? ;-; 7
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2839 on: July 15, 2016, 02:57:33 pm »

You managed to deduce that a crowd of people calling for the execution of people who don't adhere to their ideology is pretty intolerant, well done.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2841 on: July 15, 2016, 03:12:14 pm »

At this moment a military coup is going on in Turkey. There's tanks on the streets in Ankara and Istanbul, and the prime minister has stated there is a coup ongoing.
Eyewitnesses also report fighters and helicopters over Ankara and Istanbul.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2842 on: July 15, 2016, 03:12:57 pm »

At this moment a military coup is going on in Turkey. There's tanks on the streets in Ankara and Istanbul, and the prime minister has stated there is a coup ongoing.
Wait, is Erdogan taking power as the one true sultan or being taken out?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2843 on: July 15, 2016, 03:14:35 pm »

Oh boy.  This just can't be good.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2844 on: July 15, 2016, 03:18:01 pm »

A glimpse into the minds and motivations behind attacks like the ones in Nice.

https://twitter.com/EnziFalah/status/754044694703828992

I think Nasrallah got it all wrong. the "Westerner" will never understand this idea, since he can't truly grasp that these people actually believe in this idea.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2845 on: July 15, 2016, 03:18:41 pm »

Oh boy.  This just can't be good.
dunno, if it results in getting rd of Erdogan and reinstating secularism, it'd be pretty okay.

Gonna be hard though, seeing that Erdogan isn't even in Turkey atm. He's at a Eurasian heads of state conference in Mongolia.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2846 on: July 15, 2016, 03:20:36 pm »

A glimpse into the minds and motivations behind attacks like the ones in Nice.

https://twitter.com/EnziFalah/status/754044694703828992

I think Nasrallah got it all wrong. the "Westerner" will never understand this idea, since he can't truly grasp that these people actually believe in this idea.
Why you linking twitter accounts that get you redflagged by all intelligence agencies in the western world?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2847 on: July 15, 2016, 03:23:41 pm »

Oh boy.  This just can't be good.
dunno, if it results in getting rd of Erdogan and reinstating secularism, it'd be pretty okay.

Gonna be hard though, seeing that Erdogan isn't even in Turkey atm. He's at a world leader conference in Mongolia.

Yeah man, military coups always lead to much better regimes.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2848 on: July 15, 2016, 03:25:37 pm »

Sometimes they do
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2849 on: July 15, 2016, 03:26:02 pm »

Oh boy.  This just can't be good.
dunno, if it results in getting rd of Erdogan and reinstating secularism, it'd be pretty okay.

Gonna be hard though, seeing that Erdogan isn't even in Turkey atm. He's at a world leader conference in Mongolia.
Yeah man, military coups always lead to much better regimes.
Totally. For sure won't lead to a totalitarian and oppressive regime, no sir.
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