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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1107529 times)

Sheb

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2625 on: June 24, 2016, 08:18:15 am »
Orange Wizar: the Organization of the Islamic Conference doesn't really have much in common with the EU, it's just a talking shop.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2626 on: June 24, 2016, 08:58:44 am »
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2627 on: June 24, 2016, 09:50:25 am »
Quote from: Kot on June 24, 2016, 08:11:54 am
We destroyed Communism
Comrades! To the pitchforks with this capitalist pigdog traitor! What do you think the "Union"in EU stands for?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2628 on: June 24, 2016, 10:11:18 am »

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Fun fact - during 2007 elections NOP slogan was "Fascism? We are worse!". It went as well as you could expect.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2629 on: June 24, 2016, 10:21:04 am »
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2630 on: June 25, 2016, 10:01:16 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 24, 2016, 10:21:04 am
http://www.turkishislamicunion.com/
wat
So looking at their map, they just want the shitty uninhabitable desert part of the planet?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2631 on: June 25, 2016, 01:28:47 pm »
Quote from: MarcAFK on June 25, 2016, 10:01:16 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 24, 2016, 10:21:04 am
http://www.turkishislamicunion.com/
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So looking at their map, they just want the shitty uninhabitable desert part of the planet?
:(

Just like ISIS do. *shrug*
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2632 on: June 25, 2016, 02:45:39 pm »
They missed a big chunk of desert in central Australia.
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Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on March 26, 2012, 09:11:55 pm
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2633 on: June 25, 2016, 02:50:22 pm »
Quote from: MarcAFK on June 25, 2016, 10:01:16 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 24, 2016, 10:21:04 am
http://www.turkishislamicunion.com/
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So looking at their map, they just want the shitty uninhabitable desert part of the planet?
:(
They include mesopotamia, the nile valley, persia, india and SE asia in that map, none of which are deserts. Heck, quite a few of them are outrageously fertile.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2634 on: June 25, 2016, 07:07:09 pm »
OUR PROPHET (SAAS) HAS ENTRUSTED THE WHOLE ISLAMIC WORLD TO THE TURKS

EVERYONE WILL EMBRACE THE TURKISH-ISLAMIC UNION
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2635 on: June 25, 2016, 08:56:29 pm »
Quote from: Teneb on June 25, 2016, 02:50:22 pm
Quote from: MarcAFK on June 25, 2016, 10:01:16 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 24, 2016, 10:21:04 am
http://www.turkishislamicunion.com/
wat
So looking at their map, they just want the shitty uninhabitable desert part of the planet?
:(
They include mesopotamia, the nile valley, persia, india and SE asia in that map, none of which are deserts. Heck, quite a few of them are outrageously fertile.
And the other parts will only get wetter and more valuable with global warming. You see now why they give us cheap oil?
#Islaminaticonformed
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Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on March 26, 2012, 09:11:55 pm
They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2636 on: June 26, 2016, 03:05:07 am »
Support Global Warming Now For Better Rainforests! Donate to globalwarming@wwf, or just make an extra 100 mile round trip with your diesel truck!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2637 on: June 26, 2016, 05:02:48 am »
What's up with the northeasternmost Asia claim? As far as I know, there's no Muslim presence there either modern or historical.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2638 on: June 26, 2016, 05:07:25 am »
Would make more sense for them to claim London.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2639 on: June 26, 2016, 06:06:30 am »
Quote from: scriver on June 26, 2016, 05:02:48 am
What's up with the northeasternmost Asia claim? As far as I know, there's no Muslim presence there either modern or historical.

The Prophet slipped with his Holy Paintbrush. So now its Turkilamist clay.
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