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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1006828 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2100 on: May 07, 2016, 04:05:43 pm »

Sooo... a priest from a village that's pretty near my home town said that he will grant absolution to people that kill those protesters.
Fun times.
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Well, I knew that the religious types in Poland were kinda crazy, but this is getting kind of too crazy for comfort.
Village priests. They're like politicians, except without all the charm and integrity they are famed for.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2101 on: May 07, 2016, 05:36:29 pm »

Sooo... a priest from a village that's pretty near my home town said that he will grant absolution to people that kill those protesters.
Fun times.
woah

Well, I knew that the religious types in Poland were kinda crazy, but this is getting kind of too crazy for comfort.
Village priests. They're like politicians, except without all the charm and integrity they are famed for.
Well they should really swap that particular priest's collar for a straightjacket.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2103 on: May 08, 2016, 08:10:29 am »

Godurn migrants they took our crime.
Aren't you just sick of the EU taking away honest crime from honest mafia, it's just discrimination in favour of international criminals. I mean come on, they cover up the same crimes without even supporting their local corrupt officials! Think of the poor little gangsters having their marks mugged, I cry evertim ;(
Organized crime ethics just aren't what they used to be, there aint honour amongst thieves

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« Reply #2104 on: May 08, 2016, 10:10:10 am »

Europe needs to send national mafias to New Zealand, so the cultural heritage of organized crime does not die. 
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2105 on: May 08, 2016, 10:55:48 am »

I like the idea, mass deportation of criminals to an island on the other side of the world turned out pretty ok once, so why not try it again.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2106 on: May 08, 2016, 11:02:16 am »

We don't have any islands that would let us do that anymore. Maybe the Arctics, or just use Iceland

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« Reply #2107 on: May 08, 2016, 11:11:38 am »

We don't have any islands that would let us do that anymore. Maybe the Arctics, or just use Iceland
British isles may work. You cant make situation there worse anyway.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2108 on: May 08, 2016, 11:26:45 am »

British isles may work. You cant make situation there worse anyway.
Yeah you can, they'd just take the first boat to the mainland over and we'd be back to square one
The whole point of a prison colony is that it's a point of no return, otherwise you'd be better off just putting them in an actual prison endangered criminal reserve

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« Reply #2109 on: May 08, 2016, 11:37:42 am »

If you get to the point where dumping convicts on islands seems like a good idea it's probably more humane to just kill them and render them into animal feed or fertilizer. Islands are not nice places to be without infrastructure or society.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2110 on: May 08, 2016, 11:46:15 am »

Well, Antartica's pretty uninhabited...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2111 on: May 08, 2016, 11:46:22 am »

If you get to the point where dumping convicts on islands seems like a good idea it's probably more humane to just kill them and render them into animal feed or fertilizer. Islands are not nice places to be without infrastructure or society.
More humane to give them a choice. Get executed or sent to a bleak island, where by your toil you will profit or suffer
Just look at Australia, they are a better country than the UK and Australia itself is rather shit and desolate

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2112 on: May 08, 2016, 02:32:34 pm »

OK, so in about 12 hours, the annual March of Smouldering Darkness will begin. In honor of our victory and domination over the Hitler's Socialistic Heresy 71 years ago, the finest tools of Destruction ever made by Mordor's master acolytes of the Dark, of the Dump and of the Dunk, will make their way through the Capital of Darkness into the central Tomb-square, and the elite Guards of the citadel will, along with the High Priests of Darkness, make the annual sacrifice of tortured souls, contained in the innocently-looking red flowers) to the Unyielding Fire of Udun, burning there, thus extending it's unnatural lifespan even further beyond, and with it, empower the Timeless Citadel of Darkness with unholy powers of Smouldering Darkness and thus allow it to continue to bind the Empire of Burning Evil together.
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« Reply #2113 on: May 08, 2016, 02:41:26 pm »

I wonder, if they accumulated enough dark energy to finish Lenin ascension to dark messiah.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2114 on: May 08, 2016, 02:47:37 pm »

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