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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #990 on: March 11, 2016, 03:21:01 pm »

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...as well as allowing people to "bequeath" their bodies for intercourse after death without fearing the perpetrator would be prosecuted.
Ms Johnsson said: “You should get to decide what happens to your body after you die, and if it happens to be that someone wants to bequeath their body to a museum or for research, or if they want to bequeath to someone for sex, then it should be okay...”

Who in the fuck would ever do this? Unless they were paid, I guess, and the problems with that are too numerous to count. It's like buying and selling organs, but without any of the mitigating factors. At least that purchased kidney is going to save someone's life.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #991 on: March 11, 2016, 03:25:18 pm »

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...as well as allowing people to "bequeath" their bodies for intercourse after death without fearing the perpetrator would be prosecuted.
Ms Johnsson said: “You should get to decide what happens to your body after you die, and if it happens to be that someone wants to bequeath their body to a museum or for research, or if they want to bequeath to someone for sex, then it should be okay...”

Who in the fuck would ever do this? Unless they were paid, I guess, and the problems with that are too numerous to count. It's like buying and selling organs, but without any of the mitigating factors. At least that purchased kidney is going to save someone's life.

People with fetishes for it? There are people out there who fantasize about being copulated with post-mortem and would sign up for it on that basis.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #992 on: March 11, 2016, 03:42:00 pm »

I'd like to point out, for context, that this is the extremist neoliberal party - or rather the related youth organisation. They only have any supporters at all because they devolved from the social-liberal, centrist and countryside-focused Centre Party and they still have a lot of heritage support from rural voters who are too stubborn to change their voting habits even though the state-level Centre Party no longer represents their interests or their "traditional" opinions.

(I still call the the Centre party even though they just changed their name from that to just "the Liberals". I'm not comfortable using that epithet for them yet though as it's too associated with Folkpartiet Liberalerna ("The People's Party the Liberals") in my mind.)
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #993 on: March 11, 2016, 04:04:40 pm »

the comments. dear lord the comments!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #994 on: March 11, 2016, 04:46:35 pm »

There are people whose fetish is anything, damnit
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #995 on: March 11, 2016, 04:53:54 pm »

There are people whose fetish is anything, damnit
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #996 on: March 11, 2016, 06:47:00 pm »

I really don't get what you guys consider so horrible about incest and necrophilia. It's not like anyone is forcing you to participate.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #997 on: March 11, 2016, 06:50:55 pm »

I really don't get what you guys consider so horrible about incest and necrophilia. It's not like anyone is forcing you to participate.

I can understand where people who like incest are coming from.

Necrophilia I literally cannot comprehend.

Being turned on by the idea of a necrophiliac having sex with your cold dead body is so far beyond any level I can even begin to understand that it makes me queasy.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #998 on: March 11, 2016, 06:53:35 pm »

I can understand where people who like incest are coming from.

Necrophilia I literally cannot comprehend.
It's the same for me, really - but why does it matter? I just genuinely don't care. As long as they don't bother me with that stuff, let them do what they want.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #999 on: March 11, 2016, 07:57:17 pm »

The argument to be made here is that if these things were made legal then they could be abused. Theoretically. Incest above 18 should be legal if consensual, I think,  but necrophilia is rather unnecessary. You're dead, and you can fantasize about someone boning your corpse just as easily without that law.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1000 on: March 11, 2016, 08:11:27 pm »

What about the actual necrophiliacs though? There's no reason to deny them their preferred acts if it happens with consent all-around. And that's precisely what that youth organization was suggesting, no?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1001 on: March 11, 2016, 08:18:02 pm »

It's the same for me, really - but why does it matter? I just genuinely don't care. As long as they don't bother me with that stuff, let them do what they want.
Helgo this is how you end up with a society of incestuous corpse sprunting pedophile enablers. Sheer apathy towards degeneracy unfolding before your eyes, where there is no taboo to anything but consent; "it's not like anyone is forcing you to participate." By the time you're getting to people having sex with corpses and siblings you're much too far gone in a mindset far too unhealthy, and you will interact with those around you differently and they will too, they will be parents and teachers, politicians and police, directors and executives, managers and doctors, binmen and plumbers, students and models, all walks of life all degenerating and centering their lives around a mental illness allowed to develop. And you sincerely believe people live as isolated reptiles? No, we are social animals, in a social world, where social media is integrated into everything.

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The council argued that the risk of disability in children was not sufficient to warrant a law putting couples in “tragic situations”, and that decriminalising incest would not fuel the spread of the “very rare” practice.
This is how your country ended up with bestiality brothels and refugee children sex rings. Did no Minister in Berlin or Cologne stop to actually think about what they were doing, was it really so that the only thing that mattered was "dood it doesn't affect u. don't jugdge. its lifestyl choice. no one forc u to do it."
The very effectiveness of progressivism (the underlying philosophical principle, not the political affiliation) is that steady, gradual progressive change from individuals within society effect more change than great revolutions. This is steady, gradual degeneration, and the principle is the same.
People usually want to be moral and decent. Lust and sexual pleasure override moral decency almost any given time it is allowed to. That's why in the big European capitals, London especially included, sexual slavery, bug chasing, chemsex, pedophilia, bestiality and necrophilia are all varying degrees growing problems. The very fact that necrophilia and incest is even up for question shows it is already having a detrimental effect on normal dialogue and normalization is underway. Jews, Christians, Muslims, for thousands of years have been tackling sex's role in making or shattering people. All three recognize it as the most powerful of passions and not something to be self-loathing over (certain Catholics aside), all three recognize it is a habit that grows stronger with habit and grows weaker with temperance and will. The underlying psychological principle is simple: Sexual novelty seeking feels good, engenders addiction to it which leads to desensitization and so to achieve the selfsame biological reward escalation is required. When you already start off the deep end the depths you must sink to to escalate grow worrying.

The argument to be made here is that if these things were made legal then they could be abused. Theoretically.
If that is the only argument you can make then the apathy has already affected you as well, "theoretically." If they are legal, they will be abused, there is no question about it. I brought this up just now with Germany's bestiality brothels; they decriminalized bestiality and the brothels appeared.

Incest above 18 should be legal if consensual, I think,  but necrophilia is rather unnecessary. You're dead, and you can fantasize about someone boning your corpse just as easily without that law.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1002 on: March 11, 2016, 08:27:51 pm »

Bluh :P

@LW: You also had that UK politician who, allegedly, stuck his member into the cranium of a deceased suid.

Also, you Europeans are wierd.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1003 on: March 11, 2016, 08:33:50 pm »

Cameron in all likelihood did not lie in bacon, around bacon or on bacon or any variation thereof, as they were unfounded allegations from an unknown source written in a book by a man who had a bone to pick after he was betrayed by Cameron. However, you don't need to resort to probable lies to find putrid behaviour by our politicians or civil servants. They've turned blind eyes to rent boys, slave girls and inbreeding in protected communities and individuals plenty of times, I don't believe any civil servants or MPs have been caught conducting in bestiality or necrophilia, though pedophilia certainly (one with rent boys, two with boys doing work experience trying to enter politics and one who was being covered by the same police who covered for the Pakistani grooming gangs)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1004 on: March 11, 2016, 09:07:09 pm »

*shrug* When it happens already, it's hard to say that making it legal under specific circumstances would result in a great detriment to society. Is it because these things are "just wrong"? Because while I can sympathize with the feeling,  it's not really something laws should be based on. Homosexuality used to be considered moral degeneracy. *shrug* Taboos exist where it harms people. If no-one's getting hurt, why make it illegal in this case?

I said theoretically because I have doubts about rape getting any worse by making incest legal over 18, and I have doubts about mass 'corpse-sex' document forging operations going into full swing without being noticed. It'll certainly be made into porn though.

What I don't understand is why you people made bestiality legal before necrophilia.
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