In all seriousness though the solutions were always very small and very simple, I never made grandiose spectacular plans because they were never needed
Back when this was all illegal immigrants from Africa arriving in boats the simple solution was to bring back national borders, but everyone acted as if this was some arcane art that could not be accomplished when that's exactly how everything was for Europe just 30 years ago. I was honestly gobsmacked when the Italians' unelected government intercepted every single boat they could find and brought them all to Italy instead of turning them back around o_O
When those illegal immigrants shapeshifted into Syrians the solution was still the same, then when actual Syrians started arriving I suggested taking the side of the Assad regime with the added clause of forcing Assad's departure one way or another after the war ended, as well as launching military and police strikes on human trafficking rings on both sides of the Med whilst also putting troops to coast on Libya. Today the military and police strikes on human traffickers did take place in some North African countries, European and Turkish jurisdictions, but the talks between the West and East over Syria went nowhere. Now certain countries have reinstated national borders (Germany, Sweden, Denmark, Poland, Austria e.t.c.) but it's not enough anymore and for those who did it too late, it's out of your control, so we need to send all the millions to Germany and Sweden for checki bants or else deport them back home.
Now there are only simple solutions for some countries. For others I think it's too late, but never too late for damage control. Plus if any of my solutions had ever been carried out and there was never a humanitarian crisis (I still remember when people were panicking over 200,000 a year hahahaha) the real problematic people would still run Academia, Politics and the Media. It would all just happen all over again. A rapid decline where people have to see the world they created is for the best.
I mean, I remember when I posted how ISIS fought for the Turkish border, how they were working in cooperation with human traffickers, how ISIS fighters had already been caught in refugee camps, how ISIS manuals describe how to exploit refugee status to move throughout Europe, how thinktanks and ISIS operatives themselves said they sent ISIS through Europe by exploiting refugee status, how Islamist militiants already did this and carried out attacks, how most return not to strike but to spread Islamism as teachers and instructors, how ISIS soldiers from Europe expressed their intent to return to Europe, how Danes and Swedes had actually brought ISIS fighters home and let them roam their streets - and people in the Europol thread were in straight denial. I remember saying this in response:
"if ISIS is not as uneducated and idiotic as you believe, you will not find them - especially with no border checks, you will never know. The reason why I keep posting examples from Britain is because Britain still has border checks and one of the greatest security bureaus in the world, both internal and external and with the English channel separating us from the continent giving us more control to the vetting process of refugees. What we can't catch, you sure as hell won't - and what we do, is a blip of what you won't. So either make like a South East Goat and open the floodgates of heaven to this or wait for fireworks time. Or if you're not European, join me with popcorn because despite our disagreements the outcome is the same. Europe has shit tier security bureaus (France aside) and zero border control outside of the Balkans (hence why you'll note the only ISIS fighters masquerading as refugees so far caught have been caught in Bulgaria or Calais - two places within Europe where borders still exist). Everywhere else? You'll never know! Ever!"
A portent of Paris to come. Mainland Europe has been festered with the apathetic, toleran and progresiv who will only ever act after calamity has struck, and by then everything is much too late.
The damage control:
- Reinstate national borders
- Continue maritime patrols and shutting down trafficking rings
The toleran question:
- Put Poland in charge of Academia and Media
- Allow refugees to live in progressive areas for maximum integration and enrichment
Ending world suffering:
- Sink Germany and Sweden into the North Sea (optional, would create beautiful reefs for marine life)
- Promote UK style "foreign aid" versus Merkel style "take boat here"
- After that, promote US style "strategic foreign investment" vs UK style "foreign aid"
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