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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9915 on: April 08, 2019, 03:32:49 pm »

Also, because I found this particularly absurd- takedown requests require compliance within the hour.
I don't think even a coporation with the resources of Google is capable of complying whitin an hour to any requests.
They can if they don't read the content and just autotakedown. Which they would do.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9916 on: April 08, 2019, 04:52:53 pm »

Also, because I found this particularly absurd- takedown requests require compliance within the hour.
I don't think even a coporation with the resources of Google is capable of complying whitin an hour to any requests.
They can if they don't read the content and just autotakedown. Which they would do.
Which, ironically enough, is also forbidden by this regulation.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9917 on: April 10, 2019, 08:04:26 pm »

Brexit means a 7-month delay to the initial exit date, and also electing MEPs, apparently a redline for Farage’s new political playtoy.

I think I’m going to wake up to very interesting headlines tomorrow.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9918 on: April 10, 2019, 08:32:41 pm »

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Mrs May then spoke to reporters at 02:45 local time (01:45 BST) and said that, should Parliament ratify the withdrawal agreement in the first three weeks of May, the country would then not have to participate in European elections.

The PM said that, until her deal is approved, the UK "will continue to hold full membership rights and obligations".

She added: "I know there is huge frustration from many people that I have had to request this extension.

"I sincerely regret the fact that I have not yet been able to persuade Parliament."
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9919 on: April 10, 2019, 08:34:40 pm »

It's a good day to be Jezza. Every second that passes grows his power, like a throbbing rod ready to burst all over Britain.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9920 on: April 10, 2019, 11:14:59 pm »

Brexit means being a MEMBER OF THE EUROPEAN UNION FOR A THOUSAND BY THOUSAND GENERATIONS

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9921 on: April 11, 2019, 04:24:38 am »

A wild Finnish parliamentary election appears.

Your moves are shit.

*sigh*

I was really hoping the SOTE bullshit and the new spying laws they had tried to ram down our throats would have hurt the government parties.

Can't even vote Swedish People's Party since they want to gut unemployment benefits even more.

Guess I'll be voting Pirate Party and win zero seats.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9922 on: April 11, 2019, 06:03:05 am »

You should start a socialist Swedish People's Party. A Swedish People's People's Party, if you wish.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9923 on: April 11, 2019, 06:26:21 am »

The Finns' Party have gone for a much more aggressive campaign than... well, anyone else, including constant social media memery and a really rather well-produced propaganda film where the country births a 'Fed Up Monster' that proceeds to hunt down and maul mainstream politicians (unnamed but implicitly the leaders of government parties).

Naturally this is not an endorsement of political violence, why would anyone think that, why are you oppressing us, no you're racist ugh. I wish the other parties would hit back with like, a superhero who beats up neonazis, but I guess they've got something lame like democratic ideals in the way.

Climate change and how to address it has dominated much of the campaigning, so it's no wonder the 'driving cars and eating meat are natural human right, also scientists know nothing anyway' Finns' Party stands out from the rest. That and our several immigrant rape scandals have won them this election, I guess.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9924 on: April 11, 2019, 06:42:50 am »

It doesn't help the battle against climate change that Finland is so sparsely populated that a car becomes a necessity if you don't live in the big cities.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9925 on: April 11, 2019, 08:20:53 am »

Julian Assange has been arrested in London over the wikileaks leaks, on request by the US goverment.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9926 on: April 11, 2019, 08:49:07 am »

So how long before a suicide by two bullets to the back of the head death by natural causes?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9927 on: April 11, 2019, 08:57:42 am »

My money's on heart attack, caused by naturally falling on bullets

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9928 on: April 11, 2019, 09:44:50 am »

It doesn't help the battle against climate change that Finland is so sparsely populated that a car becomes a necessity if you don't live in the big cities.

Still better than the US, where having a car is a necessity. Especially if you live in a big city.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9929 on: April 11, 2019, 07:26:32 pm »

It doesn't help the battle against climate change that Finland is so sparsely populated that a car becomes a necessity if you don't live in the big cities.

Still better than the US, where having a car is a necessity. Especially if you live in a big city.

Unless maybe the area has good public transport, but even then....
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