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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9750 on: March 19, 2019, 03:37:19 pm »

I kind of wonder about something concerning this: if NI was to join the ROI (with twin referendums in the ROI and NI).... how would it work out, exactly? AFAIK the parliament in Belfast has quite a bit of devolved authority (and the population itself is quite big). Also AFAIK: the ROI is quite centralized. So I'm not sure as to how it would work out, as I doubt very much the regional goverment would be happy giving up said devolved authority, regardless of who was in charge.  Keep it as it's now just transferring ultimate executive power to Dublin instead of London? That's also potentially troublesome. I guess a bit more viable politically speaking, but it kind of leaves the issue in the air and NI in a bit of a limbo.   Maybe remake the Irish republic into some sort of Province-based federal republic, with devolved parliaments in Belfast, Cork and Galway?  That's a huge change from the status quo, so it would be hard to have everyone agree to that.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9751 on: March 19, 2019, 04:47:09 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9752 on: March 19, 2019, 05:04:07 pm »

I kind of wonder about something concerning this: if NI was to join the ROI (with twin referendums in the ROI and NI).... how would it work out, exactly? AFAIK the parliament in Belfast has quite a bit of devolved authority (and the population itself is quite big). Also AFAIK: the ROI is quite centralized. So I'm not sure as to how it would work out, as I doubt very much the regional goverment would be happy giving up said devolved authority, regardless of who was in charge.  Keep it as it's now just transferring ultimate executive power to Dublin instead of London? That's also potentially troublesome. I guess a bit more viable politically speaking, but it kind of leaves the issue in the air and NI in a bit of a limbo.   Maybe remake the Irish republic into some sort of Province-based federal republic, with devolved parliaments in Belfast, Cork and Galway?  That's a huge change from the status quo, so it would be hard to have everyone agree to that.


Maybe some sort of special autonomy status? A hypothetical situation like that where it's done democratically isn't a very common thing, at least not peacefully. So, there aren't a whole lot of examples to look at. The only example I can really think of that happened is anything close to that would be the reuninifcation of East and West Germany.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9753 on: March 19, 2019, 05:52:28 pm »

In the event of a NI independence the most likely result would be them remaining independent from the RoI. They might hash out some kind of deals to work more closely along the border than they do now, probably maintain economic ties and so on and so forth, but actually joining together wouldn't work well at this time, too much difference in political systems and allegiances.

Nor is there really much point to them joining together tbh. They'd probably have few problems working together in the event of them both being sovereign nations as long as neither of them wind up in control of religious fundamentalists. There's not much to gain by becoming one country they can't get by just being friends and/or having an amiable business relationship.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9754 on: March 19, 2019, 06:39:22 pm »

It was apparently something that was considered as a possible option for the GFA, or was enough of a possibility that some parties wanted to leave the door open for it.
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« Reply #9755 on: March 20, 2019, 07:40:11 am »

I don't really know much about the political climate of Europe other than you all seem to really hate each other :P (joking)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9756 on: March 20, 2019, 07:41:41 am »

We really only hate the French
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9757 on: March 20, 2019, 07:49:53 am »

And the Swedish
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9758 on: March 20, 2019, 07:51:07 am »

I dunno, the Belgians waffling seems to get quite a bit of press... 
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9759 on: March 20, 2019, 08:33:53 am »

Exactly, I'm sure you guys can keep going until you admit you hate everyone including yourselves.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9760 on: March 20, 2019, 10:11:53 am »

We hate ourselves more than anything
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9761 on: March 20, 2019, 01:11:32 pm »

So, anything happening with the British Parliament today as far as the Brexit vote goes?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9762 on: March 20, 2019, 01:25:42 pm »

No vote ‘til... next week at some point. May is apparently requesting a short extension tomorrow.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9763 on: March 20, 2019, 01:32:17 pm »

Also apparently France is saying they're going to veto a short-term extension request unless there's serious guarantee a deal will be accepted in short order? Something like that.  if you're under the impression may can do jack all to guarantee that, you'd be right :V
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9764 on: March 20, 2019, 02:02:53 pm »

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