Next up: Alex Jones hires Farage to be his Minister of Gay Frog Water.
Gay Frog Water? French Wine?
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In more serious news, the West Yorkshire grooming gang have been jailed for their roles in targeting British girls into child prostitution. Many of the perpetrators are still yet to be found, as their victims couldn't identify them because they never spoke English. These activities have been going on nationwide for the last 40 years and despite the victims continually coming forward to police, judges - one even wrote to the Prime Minister, they were ignored until a Times reporter collected enough evidence to force our politicians' hands in 2012. Prior to that, we had MPs who investigated the matter threatened with prosecution for hate speech, while after the Times blew the lid we had police concoct ridiculous stories about how thieves broke in to steal important records - and only the records which happened to deal with them turning a blind eye to Pakistani grooming gangs out of fears of being called racist. Whether Labour or Conservative MPs, both have over the course of the years had their careers ended by trying to speak out on the matter, most recently with the Labour Shadow Secretary for Women and Equality Sarah Champion. The aptly named Sarah Champion concluded that government officials had been paralysed by the fear of being called racist instead of tackling child abuse, the consequence was her being called racist and subsequently being forced to resign from her post. Rather poetic tbqh
Coverage of the grooming gangs has been by and large muted, owing to court orders for silence and much of the media companies being rather embarrassed by being seen as racist or having been complicit in the coverup, but it'll rarely compare to the sheer hell I'll rarely forget of a girl being booed by a BBC studio audience for saying her friend's handlers were Pakistani. It doesn't even matter if Pakistani researchers or female MPs or even the victims come forward, year after year any time one of them has urged an inquiry into the matter they've been quashed rather quietly and swept under the rug. I have no hope for the future and fully expect the majority of grooming gang members to die of old age as free men and not only will the majority of the public not care; they will not even know it happened