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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2850 on: July 15, 2016, 03:29:18 pm »

Sometimes they do

Do you honestly think a military uprising and takeover in fucking Turkey will lead to an enlightened secular democracy?

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2851 on: July 15, 2016, 03:31:09 pm »

If memory serves, this wouldn't be the first military coup in Turkey that left the place nicer than it was when they showed up.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2852 on: July 15, 2016, 03:31:57 pm »

Military coups in Turkey have historically had a tendency to move the country more towards being a secular republic.

Sometimes they do

Do you honestly think a military uprising and takeover in fucking Turkey will lead to an enlightened secular democracy?
So, yeah, slightly.

Better example perhaps. The USA. Military coup took them from being loyal british crown servants to being a constitutional state.
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« Reply #2853 on: July 15, 2016, 03:33:25 pm »

A coup in Turkey? hmm, i would say what a surprise (it is, i actually thought Erdogan managed to defuse the army), but then again, Turkey is known for having an average of a military coup every roughly 20 years, and hey, it's been 19.5 years since the last one.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2854 on: July 15, 2016, 03:35:55 pm »

The Turkish army reports that the military coup is succesful.
I guess Erdogan can buy a ticket from Mongolia to Georgia now.

Turkish Facebook, Twitter and Youtube have been taken offline.
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« Reply #2855 on: July 15, 2016, 03:45:45 pm »

Military realeased a statement saying their coup is succesful. They say that human rights will be respected, and all foreign relations be maintained as they are.
Furthermore they stress that their main priority now is to ensure laws and constitution are upheld.

The Turkish prime minister however denies the coup being succesful, and says only a small part of the army is rebelling, and security forces are doing everything to restore order. He says that "those responsible will pay the highest price"
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2856 on: July 15, 2016, 03:49:09 pm »

Oh boy.  This just can't be good.
dunno, if it results in getting rd of Erdogan and reinstating secularism, it'd be pretty okay.

Gonna be hard though, seeing that Erdogan isn't even in Turkey atm. He's at a world leader conference in Mongolia.
Yeah man, military coups always lead to much better regimes.
Totally. For sure won't lead to a totalitarian and oppressive regime, no sir.
So, no change? :P
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2857 on: July 15, 2016, 03:52:09 pm »

Oh boy.  This just can't be good.
dunno, if it results in getting rd of Erdogan and reinstating secularism, it'd be pretty okay.

Gonna be hard though, seeing that Erdogan isn't even in Turkey atm. He's at a world leader conference in Mongolia.
Yeah man, military coups always lead to much better regimes.
Totally. For sure won't lead to a totalitarian and oppressive regime, no sir.
So, no change? :P
Did Erdogan actively kidnap and torture people who disagreed with the regime? I am honestly asking, I don't know.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2858 on: July 15, 2016, 03:54:14 pm »

Yes, mostly journalists. Erdogan's Turkey is on the Amnesty blacklist being in the top 5 of countries with least press freedom, and most journalists in jail.
Apart from that, Erdogan's been pushing hard to genocide all Kurds in Turkey.
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« Reply #2859 on: July 15, 2016, 03:58:22 pm »

No matter the results, Turkey is going to greatly suffer from this in the coming years.

Reduced tourism, check.
Capital flight, check.
Reduction of foreign investment, check,
Increased terrorist attacks, check.
Stomping even more civil rights, check.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2860 on: July 15, 2016, 04:01:12 pm »

Sometimes they do

Do you honestly think a military uprising and takeover in fucking Turkey will lead to an enlightened secular democracy?
Happened with Atatürk, can't see why it couldn't happen again as long as there are Atatürkists in the army.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2861 on: July 15, 2016, 04:01:36 pm »

No matter the results, Turkey is going to greatly suffer from this in the coming years.

Reduced tourism
Nah, tourists are used to Turkey having a military coup every once in a while
Capital flight 
Possible
Reduction of foreign investment
Probably not, western investors likely to be happy to see Erdogan go
Increased terrorist attacks
No. Army hates IS more than Erdogan hates IS, plus good chance the army will stop the war with PKK, and PKK will stop terrorist attacks
Stomping even more civil rights
no, military coups in Turkey have been known to improve civil rights by getting rid of despots, and protecting Atatürk's Constitutional Republic.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2862 on: July 15, 2016, 04:07:50 pm »

No matter the results, Turkey is going to greatly suffer from this in the coming years.

Reduced tourism
Nah, tourists are used to Turkey having a military coup every once in a while
Capital flight 
Possible
Reduction of foreign investment
Probably not, western investors likely to be happy to see Erdogan go
Increased terrorist attacks
No. Army hates IS more than Erdogan hates IS, plus good chance the army will stop the war with PKK, and PKK will stop terrorist attacks
Stomping even more civil rights
no, military coups in Turkey have been known to improve civil rights by getting rid of despots, and protecting Ataturk's Constitutional Republic.
That last bit is actually kinda sad :v
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2863 on: July 15, 2016, 04:09:57 pm »

The military at least exchanged shots with the police in Istanbul and struck a training center in Ankara.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2864 on: July 15, 2016, 04:11:00 pm »

Turkish social media are back online. There some conspiracy theories going on there now that the coup is a fake, staged by Erdogan, so he can seize more power afterwards.
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