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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2326 on: June 06, 2016, 12:24:38 pm »

I am 100% against EU bureaucrats promoting cultural diversity.

We've almost controlled our local Morris Men infestation, and foreign countries supplying them with funds could cause years more of agressive prancing by old white men in bells.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2327 on: June 06, 2016, 01:07:40 pm »

I am 100% against EU bureaucrats promoting cultural diversity.

We've almost controlled our local Morris Men infestation, and foreign countries supplying them with funds could cause years more of agressive prancing by old white men in bells.
This "Moorish Dancing" is a Vile and Lecherous Ritual practiced by the Devil-worshipping Mahommedans of the Barbary Coast.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2328 on: June 06, 2016, 03:22:01 pm »

Morris dancers are different from Moorish dancers, and I wouldn't want one of the oldest Discworld traditions to go kerpoof...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2329 on: June 06, 2016, 06:30:28 pm »

And don't forget about the other dance.

If we had the Dark Morris around here there'd be a permanent all-day curfew wherever they were spotted
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2330 on: June 06, 2016, 07:50:24 pm »

Eurobureaucrats know better, what you need.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2333 on: June 08, 2016, 12:34:23 pm »

So, who want to bet on the cause of the fire? ISIS members trying to cause chaos to escape? Far-right terrorists trying to fry refugees? Refugee misunderstanding fire insurance scam?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2334 on: June 08, 2016, 12:39:33 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IlUCJfl79M

My bet is on far-right terrorists, but I won't rule out the other options.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2335 on: June 08, 2016, 12:46:56 pm »

Could also just be pure coincidence and someone left the iron on

Refugee misunderstanding you have to own the place you burn down for insurance especially unlikely

Neo-nazi attacks in Germany have mostly been directly targeting individuals with bats/knives and their arson attacks are not usually broad daylight in urban areas

It was a centre set on fire after your ISIS refugees were arrested for trying to peace Dusseldorf and two more refugees were arrested by the police investigating this fire, I'm gonna guess accomplices or sympathizers of peace
That refugee centre was mostly Arab so no Ukrainian refugees either

Beeb pictures of the fire, smoke column was very large, the fire must have been pretty massive
Accidental less likely

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« Reply #2336 on: June 08, 2016, 01:17:20 pm »

Could also just be pure coincidence and someone left the iron on

Refugee misunderstanding you have to own the place you burn down for insurance especially unlikely

Neo-nazi attacks in Germany have mostly been directly targeting individuals with bats/knives and their arson attacks are not usually broad daylight in urban areas

http://www.jpost.com/International/Neo-Nazi-arson-shocks-sleepy-immigrant-friendly-town-in-Germany-396734
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/neo-nazi-asylum-attacks-lead-to-fears-of-racist-networks-a-1050760.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/18/world/europe/3-sentenced-in-germany-for-arson-attack-against-refugees.html

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http://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-asylum-arson-idUSKCN0PV1QS20150721

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A total of 150 arson or other attacks have been recorded in the first six months of 2015, damaging or destroying newly renovated shelters for the 450,000 asylum-seekers expected to reach Germany this year, according to government data.

Nah, arson is a standard thing for German neo-nazi. Almost a tradition going all the way to the Solingen attack of 1993.
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It was a centre set on fire after your ISIS refugees were arrested for trying to peace Dusseldorf and two more refugees were arrested by the police investigating this fire, I'm gonna guess accomplices or sympathizers of peace
That refugee centre was mostly Arab so no Ukrainian refugees either

Can't find if it was the center where those ISholes where arrested.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2337 on: June 08, 2016, 01:52:17 pm »

1. Reread what I said Sheb, I swear you do this on purpose :P
2. Palestinian comedians have it best, ISISSY m8


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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2338 on: June 08, 2016, 02:26:31 pm »

Don't see the fun in there. And yeah, I did kind of miss the "in broad daylight". True that is seems more of a nighttime pastime (I mean, fire doesn't look as good in daylight.)

In more important news: Street french-fries seller dump two tons of french fries on Belgian town hall in protests of new licencing regulation.
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