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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1098470 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2310 on: June 03, 2016, 05:37:40 pm »

I think it was
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2311 on: June 03, 2016, 05:49:51 pm »

My country never ceases to amaze me.

oh yes, this is exactly why I love super-edgy animu nazi memes: they're like an anti-nazi false-flag operation carried out by the basement-dwelling nazi sympathizers themselves.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2313 on: June 03, 2016, 06:17:44 pm »

Was anyone actually arguing that there were no terrorists among the refugees though? I thought that was just accepted. Except by bonkers social justice types, of course.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2314 on: June 04, 2016, 07:47:20 pm »

I see lots of mentions of me so it seems I have thread to catch up on

In the mean time have this:
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As I can see, the participants of almost every conference on propaganda issues are trying to define and figure out the narratives of Russian propaganda towards European countries. There are many of them, but the most efficient ones are very simple and widespread. They are based on the prior needs of every human being – the safety and security. And to activate these needs in people, you should assure them in some real threat threatening them. This is how Kremlin uses refugee crisis to scared Europeans and make them guided by fake ideas, like “refugees attack, insult and rape women”.

Memetic warfare
 One of the contributors of Defense Strategic Communications journal issued by NATO Stratcom COE, Jeff Giesea defines memetic warfare as “competition over narrative, ideas, and social control in a social-media battlefield. One might think of it as a subset of ‘information operations’ tailored to social media. Information operations involve the collection and dissemination of information to establish a competitive advantage over an opponent”.
In Jeff’s opinion “memetic warfare could also be viewed as a ‘digital native’ version of psychological warfare, more commonly known as propaganda. If propaganda and public diplomacy are conventional forms of memetic warfare, then trolling and PSYOPs are guerrilla versions”.
https://archive.is/UTpCU

Jesus fucking christ, mass rape, refugees, narrative control, yurop, EU-funded memetic warfare, what the hell it's like I found a better funded version of myself in the mirror with the positions reverse-ways

Also lol, they say the attacks are 'alleged,' 'fake ideas' and were funded and directed by unknown 3rd parties that just so happen to probably be Russians, so you heard it here first, Putin paid cheeki squads to rape German women in order to undermine Germany. I stopped making jokes a long time ago because real life is funnier than joke life, Tupac is indeed aliv and make album in Serbia.
I remember joking in the current year -1 how CIA, FSB and your Nan would be funding Jihadis to wage proxy wars in Berlin but the gorilla warfare and Russian-funded Berlin-invited rape squads is such an amazing narrative

Seriously, GG it's all over, terrible jokes is terriblest jokest of them all

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2315 on: June 05, 2016, 01:34:14 am »

I'm fairly certain he is referring to that (fake) story of refugees gang-raping a russian girl in Germany shortly after the Cologne attack that was picked up by a ton of Russian media outlet and led to protest by ethnic Russias in Germany.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2316 on: June 05, 2016, 02:11:02 am »

I'm fairly certain he is referring to that (fake) story of refugees gang-raping a russian girl in Germany shortly after the Cologne attack that was picked up by a ton of Russian media outlet and led to protest by ethnic Russias in Germany.
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Many Ukrainian and German experts has assumed that New Year eve sexual attacks on women on the Cologne railway station square were planned and organized by the third party. And their main aim was to change the attitude of Germans to the migrants.
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As I can see, the participants of almost every conference on propaganda issues are trying to define and figure out the narratives of Russian propaganda towards European countries. There are many of them, but the most efficient ones are very simple and widespread. They are based on the prior needs of every human being – the safety and security. And to activate these needs in people, you should assure them in some real threat threatening them. This is how Kremlin uses refugee crisis to scared Europeans and make them guided by fake ideas, like “refugees attack, insult and rape women”.
Also lol this is what happens when you call wolf, if you try Streisanding all the criminal cases no one can tell what is Kremlin disinfo and what is Police disinfo

basically sheb pls, you can clearly read this and the rest of this hilarious stuff without blinking out everything

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2317 on: June 05, 2016, 02:17:59 am »

Ahah, that thing is a bit ridiculous yeah.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2318 on: June 05, 2016, 05:28:37 pm »

I can already see Erdogan, having just heard the news, ranting to his wife.
Erdogan: "I'll teach those Germans. I'll release a statement that Turkey will recognize the killing of the jews by the German third empire as genocide! That'll show them!"
Wife: "Erm, Recep, they already recognize that themselves"
Erdogan "What ... How?"
Lol. Perhaps I should become a part time prophet.

Erdogan pulled a Godwin. He held a speech before the press agency saying that "Germany is the very last country that should say anything about an alleged genocide. Let them first account for the holocaust, and the eradication of over a 100 thousand Herero at the beginning of the 20th century."
He continued to warn Germany that they "could lose an important friend", specifically referring to the millions of people of Turkish descent living in Germany.
http://www.volkskrant.nl/buitenland/erdogan-haalt-hard-uit-naar-duitsland~a4314082/
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2319 on: June 05, 2016, 05:40:32 pm »

I've actually saw that little piece of news around here. Didn't really believe it, because no one could be that stupid, right?

Turns out Erdogan is that stupid.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2320 on: June 05, 2016, 06:10:01 pm »

If all those Turks really loved Erdogan, why did they leave Turkey for Merkel land

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2321 on: June 06, 2016, 01:34:50 am »

Yeah, I mean, I'm in Berlin, and you can throw a rock without hitting some kind of holocaust monument. I once managed to have 4 different monuments within my sights simulatenously.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2322 on: June 06, 2016, 01:48:51 am »

Turns out Erdogan is that stupid.
This is a whole new level of stupid
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2324 on: June 06, 2016, 09:08:11 am »

Yeah, I mean, I'm in Berlin, and you can throw a rock without hitting some kind of holocaust monument. I once managed to have 4 different monuments within my sights simulatenously.
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