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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11955 on: January 12, 2025, 09:56:15 am »

Sounds fighty. Not sure whether it is or not, mostly I had a post malfunction.

Probably if we are fighting, you'd have to clue me in about what we are fighting about? Otherwise I'm not sure on what to reply with.
I think there's some confusion, it looked like you were doing QFT, which could imply you thought Duuvian would edit his post later. I think no one is fighting and it was an honest forum glitch


Meanwhile as the UK drops below 0*C and I'm freezing my nuts off at home, we can't seem to stop NIMBYism torpedoing any attempt at modernising our energy infrastructure. We can't do nuclear, we can't do renewables, what the fuck are we supposed to do?  ::)

Yeah basically I had some thoughts, decided not to post them and when I logged in next there was a post that was pure quote, probably a mix up on my end.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11956 on: January 12, 2025, 11:24:07 am »

Meanwhile as the UK drops below 0*C and I'm freezing my nuts off at home, we can't seem to stop NIMBYism torpedoing any attempt at modernising our energy infrastructure. We can't do nuclear, we can't do renewables, what the fuck are we supposed to do?  ::)
I'd say bury the folks that die of exposure, but that's probably too expensive. Cremation and dumping the ashes in a sump, I guess!

... though from a quick eyeball it only looks a little under freezing? It's only a bit colder in london than where I'm at in florida lol and we're forecast to dip to or under it in the next day or two (and then rubberband twenty something degrees up a day or two later but that's winter the last decade or two). Put on a (second) coat and pile on some blankets, install a pet on your feet, it's not even ten under yet, you're probably okay.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11957 on: January 12, 2025, 01:32:06 pm »

... though from a quick eyeball it only looks a little under freezing? It's only a bit colder in london than where I'm at in florida lol and we're forecast to dip to or under it in the next day or two (and then rubberband twenty something degrees up a day or two later but that's winter the last decade or two). Put on a (second) coat and pile on some blankets, install a pet on your feet, it's not even ten under yet, you're probably okay.
Yah London only -2*C rest of the country got it worse, some places -18*C. Doesn't help as well that our country is really bad at dealing with any weather outside the ranges of 12-24*C since it manages to get surprised every time we get snow or a heatwave even though they're both becoming more common

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11958 on: February 07, 2025, 04:32:20 am »

A Kremlin-backed campaign is trying to influence voters ahead of Feb. 23 poll, according to government report obtained by POLITICO.
https://www.politico.eu/article/germany-election-flood-social-media-x-russia-bots-kremlin-operation-false-news/

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11959 on: February 12, 2025, 10:27:26 am »

A Kremlin-backed campaign is trying to influence voters ahead of Feb. 23 poll, according to government report obtained by POLITICO.
https://www.politico.eu/article/germany-election-flood-social-media-x-russia-bots-kremlin-operation-false-news/

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11960 on: February 12, 2025, 11:43:40 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11961 on: February 12, 2025, 01:44:55 pm »

The satirical column of my Volkskrant newspaper had a civil lawyer write a letter to our extreme right minister of Asylum and Deportations, Marjolein Faber, and had it delivered to her in person by an official bailiff.

In the letter they tell her to cease and desist acting like she does, because how she acts is unfair competition to their satirical column, especially considering she is recieving government support.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11962 on: February 12, 2025, 06:34:54 pm »

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The satirical column of my Volkskrant newspaper had a civil lawyer write a letter to our extreme right minister of Asylum and Deportations, Marjolein Faber, and had it delivered to her in person by an official bailiff.

In the letter they tell her to cease and desist acting like she does, because how she acts is unfair competition to their satirical column, especially considering she is recieving government support.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11963 on: February 12, 2025, 07:07:42 pm »

She is an extreme right anti-immigrant PVV (Wilders' party) minister who thinks she can get away with ignoring parliament, senate and council of state and refuses to believe otherwise, and does so time and time again while showing she has not only not done her minister's homework, but probably never finished kindergarten either. I have met goldfish that seemed more intelligent.
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Friendly and polite reminder for optimists: Hope is a finite resource

We can ­disagree and still love each other, ­unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist - James Baldwin

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=73719.msg1830479#msg1830479
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