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[Loud Whispers]

Don't be salty. After the war it's not like you had the population to fill those territories anyway.

Polish blitzkrieg of the loins would fix that

[Kot]

You should see China's clay magic, every day their history grows more claims to clay and water

Nah, we do it too, Chinese just have balls to push those claims... or at least poke them.
I mean, aside the obvious 3/4 of Eastern Europe, we all know that Berlin was originally a Slavic city, which means that Poland totally has claims (and if we go back in time, there's also this Sarmatian stuff which means everything from Anatolia to Baltic is ours), not to mention that we went there in 1945, and speaking of that we also own Russia since we actually conquered it, Sweden and basically whole Scandinavia actually belongs to Poland, we should also have an colony or two in the Carribean or something, and let's not even get started on really bullshit stuff like getting revenge on Western Allies, owning USA due to the fact that we helped create it and so on.

Don't be salty. After the war it's not like you had the population to fill those territories anyway.

Pre-war we didin't really either, it was all mostly empty forests and rural villages, but the cities (Lwów) were really a big thing. Also, Poland has been salty basically always, so it's not like we're going to stop soon.

Polish blitzkrieg of the loins would fix that

Blitzkrieg? I beg you, don't use that word in connection with sex or anything, German women are UGLY.

[Teneb]

Don't be salty. After the war it's not like you had the population to fill those territories anyway.

Polish blitzkrieg of the loins would fix that

Hey, it worked for Paraguay... (not that they got their clay back)

[scrdest]

"couple kilometers"
We lost like 50% of the territory (go choke on Atlantic Charter Allies), including Lwów and Wilno, one of the two most important cities in Polish culture and history... I mean, if this was a game those would be marked as Victory Points,

Don't be salty. After the war it's not like you had the population to fill those territories anyway.

Considering what happened in Western Poland (teal deer: a fuckload of people were relocated from the former-Po-lands in the East, including the very cities you mention as being un-populatable, to the newly acquired cities in the West, while the native German populations in those was kicked out to Germany), it's safe to say it wouldn't be a major concern if that didn't happen in the first place.

[Sheb]

It was just a light-hearted joke about the fact that a fifth of the Polish population was killed one way or another during WWII.

[SaberToothTiger]

dear god i almost got something here
almost
come on kot
show the filthy western dogs the true power of polan
polan best lan

[Loud Whispers]

It was just a light-hearted joke about the fact that a fifth of the Polish population was killed one way or another during WWII.

Yeah m8 that's like light-hearted holocaust jokes you're kinda missing the edge

[Kot]

Let's light-heartedly joke about how Nietzsche was right, Übermensch is a thing and obviously Poles are them, so we are above and beyond regular morality and totally have a right to slaughter every other nation if we decide that is good.

Remember, "Germany is a great nation only because its people have so much Polish blood in their veins." He said that. He actually did. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ChairmanPoo]

Nietzsche's ideas weren't race-based, however. People ought to try not quoting the man out of context for once, neither to vilify him nor to use him as support for their own unrelated campaign

[Loud Whispers]

But Germany will always be Polish clay

[Kot]

I always understood is as if the Nietzsche admired the Polish noblemen and their "freedom" of thoughts and actions.

But Germany will always be Polish clay

The whole universe is Polish clay. We shall help to uplift the lesser men and soon, the stars will be ours! We shall prove that Poland, in fact, can into space!

[Antsan]

How long do you plan on going on like this?

[Dorsidwarf]

Until a refugee-related news-story comes up, at which point we will all descend into polarised bickering once more.

[TheDarkStar]

poland best country

gib land europe

[Teneb]

poland best country

gib land europe

Poland should get Lithuanian clay already to reform Poland-Lithuania already.