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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1067636 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10740 on: May 21, 2020, 04:49:37 am »

These days I think they prefer to be called Beauty Marks
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10741 on: May 22, 2020, 09:08:00 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10742 on: May 22, 2020, 10:02:04 am »

That's, like, feminist Marxists only they're good looking.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10743 on: May 23, 2020, 09:31:03 am »

That's, like, feminist Marxists only they're good looking.
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« Reply #10744 on: June 04, 2020, 01:11:34 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10745 on: June 04, 2020, 01:25:15 pm »

You're not allowed to meet in larger groups than fifty here, you know

There's a pandemic you know.

I have no doubts that there's a story behind that clip we're not being shown. Swedish police don't even get to respond when being pelted with stones and fireworks.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10746 on: June 04, 2020, 01:29:30 pm »

What do the police do when they get firework'd

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10747 on: June 04, 2020, 01:31:03 pm »

Literally nothing, or retreat. Defend themselves? Never.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10748 on: June 04, 2020, 01:43:09 pm »

Who do the police call for help when the police get their shit fucked up? Like why am I gonna call the police for help if the police are helpless

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10749 on: June 04, 2020, 01:59:03 pm »

They call Harry Dresden.
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« Reply #10750 on: June 04, 2020, 02:01:22 pm »

There's nobody to call (and like it would take hours for the police to show up anyway because there's no police anywhere but the cities). I've been talking about the collapse of Swedish police for years mate have you been ignoring me you hurt my feelings when you do that you know


They call Harry Dresden.

They call to... THE MAN CALLED ZORRO
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10751 on: June 04, 2020, 02:04:35 pm »

Swedish everything is collapsing.

Truly a warning call to the liberal leftist culture-destroyers out there/.

Oh wait I'm not allowed to care about that

Thankfully the police will shortly string me up for hate speech

It's the one thing they're good at.
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« Reply #10752 on: June 04, 2020, 02:12:49 pm »

Swedish everything is collapsing.

Truly a warning call to the liberal rightist culture-destroyers out there/.

Oh wait I'm not allowed to care about that

Thankfully the police will shortly string me up for hate speech

It's the one thing they're good at.

fixed that for you
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10753 on: June 04, 2020, 02:20:19 pm »

Liberal is liberal
I guess it's futile to place them on the spectrum
They dwell in the grey in-between
The Nevernever of politics.
The only thing which excites them
Is the blood of nations.
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« Reply #10754 on: June 04, 2020, 02:24:30 pm »

No it's very easy to place them they are very and truly right wing and that my good sir is my final offer and if you do not take it we must walk away in stern disapproval of each other's poetry
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