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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10545 on: January 30, 2020, 08:12:24 pm »

Say what you want about Servitor Richardson, but vir's got some sexy fucking petaflops. I'd overclock so hard, no question.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10546 on: January 30, 2020, 08:29:17 pm »

Say what you want about Servitor Richardson, but vir's got some sexy fucking petaflops. I'd overclock so hard, no question.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10547 on: January 30, 2020, 11:56:56 pm »

This is the first transition period though.
If you don't count the neverending spree of consultation periods, extensions, flextensions and negotiations, which got us three and a half years of not Brexit followed by a transition period with no fixed end date... Leading to the possibility of Brexit all day everyday, just as soon as I finish rolling this boulder up this hill
Look at the bright side, you'll be able to bang a bong for the bung everyday as well!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10549 on: January 31, 2020, 05:31:47 pm »

In other news, in Ireland, Varadkar's party Fine Gael is likely to lose the 8th of February election according to the latest polls, which show them declining in favor of Fianna Fáil and Sinn Féin.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_2020_Irish_general_election

Any of our resident Irishmen care to speculate sbout potential consequences? Eg: next goverment composition, etc..
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10550 on: January 31, 2020, 05:40:54 pm »

https://youtu.be/Sgd9nYqVz2s
Bye-bye, Britannia. Now we have no choice, but to respec your sovereignta. Finally unmoored from the stinky mainland <pending transitional period>, unchained from the overreaching bureaucracy of European technocrats, you can take your proud islands with BoJo at the helm, and sail, sail the high seas in the manner of the famous Crimson Permanent Assurance you clearly took as your patron saint.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10551 on: January 31, 2020, 05:42:50 pm »

Ah, the mockery of the scorned.

Our cup, it overfloweth  ;)
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10552 on: January 31, 2020, 05:56:13 pm »

Here comes Brexit, Here comes Brexit, right down Brexit lane.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10553 on: January 31, 2020, 05:59:52 pm »

-snip-
Imic I constript you

In other news, in Ireland, Varadkar's party Fine Gael is likely to lose the 8th of February election according to the latest polls, which show them declining in favor of Fianna Fáil and Sinn Féin.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_2020_Irish_general_election

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10554 on: January 31, 2020, 06:16:21 pm »

I typed up four different paragraphs on my thoughts in regards to our wonderful political situation, but then I realised that all three just boiled down to ‘Gun down everyone in all three parties and start fresh’, so I decided to not make myself look like an even bigger lunatic than I already do and not bother.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10555 on: January 31, 2020, 06:19:23 pm »

Ireland will be free when, and only when, the first PBP majority government is enacted.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10556 on: January 31, 2020, 09:37:52 pm »

I typed up four different paragraphs on my thoughts in regards to our wonderful political situation, but then I realised that all three just boiled down to ‘Gun down everyone in all three parties and start fresh’, so I decided to not make myself look like an even bigger lunatic than I already do and not bother.
So basically

c o n n i p t i o n s

g i v e   m e


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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10557 on: February 03, 2020, 01:47:09 pm »

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« Last Edit: February 03, 2020, 03:09:27 pm by Iduno »
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10558 on: February 03, 2020, 02:16:12 pm »

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What in the ass even was that URL? Anyways it works now.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10559 on: February 03, 2020, 02:47:38 pm »

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What in the ass even was that URL? Anyways it works now.

I didn't change anything, so?

Maybe...did you open the spoiler wrong somehow? I mean, I'm willing to believe I was the one who screwed up, but not that I screwed up and fixed it.
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