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Total Members Voted: 11

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Electro-fairies... attack!

[IcyTea31]

Depends how well the tree conducts, I guess.

Wood doesn't conduct electricity.

Unless the RNGod hates me, of course.

[Nunzillor]

Urge Moby Zap to charge Doc!  Make the trees fake and myself more real.

[Gentlefish]

Urge my egg to attack with me! Take out the mount! Pincer manouever go!

[IcyTea31]

And with my foe so close grab a hold of him and drive my revolver-blades into his gut.

We're not exactly in melee range. You're down but not out on the forest floor, while I'm up on a tree branch nearby.

[Gentlefish]

Right, thanks I missed that part.

[NJW2000]

Urge my egg to attack with me! Take out the mount! Pincer manouever go!

Command Lil' Bloodmower to spew sleeping gas and mow over Gentlefish before he can stand up. Wear my mask and scare the electrical beings off, with my obvious insanity if nothing else.

In theory, I'm currently safely insulated from electricity. In practice, I can't risk being hit by some magical electro-fairies.

4v3v4

IcyTea's beast trundles ominously towards Gentlefish, who glances rapidly at it, then rolls away from a cloud of evil-looking gas emitted. He crawls towards the egg, then climbs to his feet, nearly mown down by the spinning blades. The egg reaches him in the nick of time, ponderously falling onto the wheeled beast, halting it, Gentlefish trapped between the blades and the shell. To his right is a pool of the evil amber brew, hot vapours streaming off it, and to his left the trunk of the tree IcyTea is perched on.

Electro-fairies... attack!

Urge Moby Zap to charge Doc!  Make the trees fake and myself more real.

1v3v2

The electrical beings cluster form a hollow vertical column, with Nunzillor and his beast at the centre. Moby Zap goes right through this, several unfortunate animals hitting him and being pulled into the lengths of copper wire threaded through the creature's body. A hole is left in the column, and the electrical things disperse, allowing the light-covered blimp with the blaring and indescipherable speakers to continue dropping towards McTaalik.

Nunzillor presses buttons on his device until something happens. He gets locked out for fifteen seconds before he can enter the password again, which takes up the whole trip down.

3v3

Moby Zap meanwhile swoops over McTaalik, meagre arcs of electicity fizzling out of it, a few hitting him as he tries to dodge through the sensory assult of the speakers and lights. He is in a small amount of pain, but suffers no real damage.

[IcyTea31]

He has nowhere left to go! FINISH HIM

Clarification: get down from the tree and bash Gentlefish's head in.

[Nunzillor]

Grab Doc as I pass over him, and make him fake.  Then make this little drawing I have, of a desert eagle .50 cal?  Make that real.

[Gentlefish]

Drill into the mower. Put some lethal holes in that son of a bitch!

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Command the strings to further encase and protect me.

[NJW2000]

He has nowhere left to go! FINISH HIM

Clarification: get down from the tree and bash Gentlefish's head in.

Drill into the mower. Put some lethal holes in that son of a bitch!

5v3v5

The two beast grind against one another, a stalemate developing as the egg refuses to puts its owner at risk, while the Bloodmower refuses to back away. Gentlefish stabs at the mower's wheels before succumbing to another round of sleeping gas, and falling back groggily.

6v2

IcyTea descends, or rather falls out of the tree, on top of Gentlefish, hammer held spiky end down. He manages to smash a couple of toes upon impact, but hits Gentlefish in the cranium, knocking him out. We'll just assume he's beaten to death at this point, he's not going anywhere anyway. IcyTea can no longer run properly.

IcyTea is now in the same tree-creature-evil lake -creature position as Gentlefish was, except his beast is ridable. The egg shows no signs of relenting, and seems more than ready to roll over Gentlefish's body.

Gentlefish is now dead. And no, you don't get his weapon, its attached to his hand. And I don't think I'd enjoy running a duel with each person holding four unique and overpowered weapons.

Command the strings to further encase and protect me.

Grab Doc as I pass over him, and make him fake.  Then make this little drawing I have, of a desert eagle .50 cal?  Make that real.

5v6

Nunzillor leans over the side of his beast, as McTaalik writhes from the Tesla arcs dancing across his body, and falls off, grabbing him in a double Nelson on the way down, as both become encased together in strings an inch in diameter, covering them, with some airspaces, but firmly tying them together.

3v2

Nothing happens as Nun desperately taps away at the controls. You're going to have to roll pretty high to instakill somone like that.

[Gentlefish]

EGGBERT WILL AVENGE MY DEATH.

[Nunzillor]

Well then, bang his head on the ground until he's unconscious or dead.  Not super used to playing death matches I guess, that sounds pretty terrible...

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Chomp down on Nunzillor's succulent arm meat.