WeaponsHmm...
1. One holy hand grenade of Antioch - $19.55
2. One Necronomicon - $16.96
3. One freeze ray - $649.00
4. One Fallout anthology with mini nuke - $26.00
5. One gunblade - $45.00
A modernist, shining gun made from folded plastic and origami, all simple cuboids and smooth cylinders, it shoots a plastic projectile that explodes into a gigantic mass of plush upon impact.
By pulling the secondary trigger
just so, it can be used to make a fake object real, in return for making a real object fake. It is easiest to do this with something in your control. There is a progressively lower chance of this suceeding the less you have the thing and the more someone else does.
If the second mechanism happens to backfire, a real object may be made more so, and a fake one will be made faker.
This is seldom a good experience for anyone involved.
1.GOT HEROIN? VINYL DECAL / STICKER
2.Doyen Tumor Screw 1" Dia. Gyno Surgical Instruments
3.EM GE German Model 323 Valor .32 S&W Revolver Cylinder-Nickel
4.Western Maryland #302 Alco FA2 Newly rebuilt at GE Service Shop
5.Lego City Space Port Starter Set 60077 From Japan
Bring on the randomly generated goodies. I'm so excite to see if my weapon can be weirder than my character.
One of the most curious things about this weapon is the body of it. Instead of a normal handle or hilt, it attaches itself to the surface of one's arm, slipping onto it somehow and flattening out over a wide area. At one's bicep, it is entirely horizontal, but gradually gains a third dimension, still wrapped around the arm, at the wrist. It is made of and extremely strong variety of whitewashed plastic, and resembles a box with a cylinder and a hole in one end, gradually flattening tattoolike as it extends up one's body.
A revolver cylinder rests on the end, six steel barrels out of which a short, corkscrewing metal spike extends, only a handful of inches long, before disappearing back into the barrel. This can be done 6 times in rapid succession, once with each barrel, before the implement needs rewinding.
When a switch on the back is flicked, minature rail tracks extend out rapidly, unwinding or constructing themselves along any plane or up any object. A minature train can then be fired out of the body of the thing, which locomotes rapidly along the rails, pulling the weapon after it with about a foot of flexible wire. The rails will run out where the weapon is originally aimed, and the minature engine will stop suddenly, flinging the user further forward. Overall, its use somewhat resembles that of a grapple gun: a period of towing before a powerful release.
1.Full Size 4/4 Handmade Stradivari 1721 Copy German Style Violin- $112.90
2.Spruce Shaman Wand and Smudge Feather. Powerful Lightning totem. Wiccan Magick.- $14.19
3.MYSTICAL / SPIRITUAL OIL (ACEITE) FOR SPELLS & ANOINTING 1/2 OZ DESTRUCTION- $2.50+$2.74
4.1865 Thirteen (13) Unitarian / Freethought / Feminist / Anti-Christian Tracts- $149.62
5.Fan Forced Portable Space Heater Electric Compact 1500W Adjustable Thermostat- $17.99+$4.95
Magical oils bent on destruction fill a violin, capable of emitting huge quantities of heated air. They can alternate this with blasts of cold, rapidly frosting and thawing an object or building to crumble it.
A single feather floats in the amber brew. This calls down lightning when people blaspheme, state radical ideas or express firmly positive attitudes towards women having an equal place in society.
Playing the violin doesn't actually do anything. You just have to aim it.
I'm a transformer. Brilliant. Weapon incoming.
Total: $1452,66
In my mind, all of these counter something in my opponents' champions. I'm not going to voice my ideas, though, so as not to make the GM biased when generating the weapon.
E: Please note links to the products' pages under each image. I'm not sure if they're conspicuous enough.
Thanks for doing it all in pictures, the links are fine. Just links are ok, but you risk not getting the item if somebody buys it. Also, thanks for doing the totals.
A large hammer with a propellor at one end, and a sharp, pointed steel frame at the other. Due to the propellor, it is capable of delivering extremly fast blows, occassionally lifting the user off the ground.
If the handle is balanced on one shoulder and carefully aimed, a scattering of paper aeroplanes can be shot out the base, each containg a coiled, sharptoothed crystalline snake. Tiny and easily crushed underfoot, these will still cause considerable pain and bloodloss if one walks through a cloud of their craft.
The centre of the hammer is composed of a black and grey metal mask, the visor dark, sunken and opaque. Anyone who tried to wear it would be clearly insane, what with the propellor strapped to their head and the snake-gun pointing at their bollocks this would entail.
I hope all you guys' counters work out.
I'm going to be on so many watchlists when this begins. But weapons are going a lot smoother than the dodgy character generator - changed a few things on that already.
OH, and in case there's been any confusion, you'll start with ammo items, generally, or things you need to fufill your abilities. The first weapon function I mention generally has unlimited ammo, anyway.
Secondary weapon traits may not have ammo, if it needs any, though this is unlikely.
Post Beast/Steed lists now!