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Author Topic: Pirates of a Baroque Future: Centralia  (Read 13708 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Pirates of a Baroque Future: Welcome to Stormalong I3-E7
« Reply #120 on: January 15, 2016, 12:19:57 pm »

(You found it, its in perfect quality.)
"So...Plans.  Who's here, anyway?"
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« Reply #121 on: January 15, 2016, 01:11:39 pm »

"The gem goes in like a visitor, and I'll dig a new entrance for everyone else. Then killing happens."
Make sure our teammates find their way to the ship. This includes the meritocration, and whatever PCs were in the briefing.
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Re: Pirates of a Baroque Future: Welcome to Stormalong I3-E7
« Reply #122 on: January 15, 2016, 01:39:14 pm »

(You found it, its in perfect quality.)
"So...Plans.  Who's here, anyway?"
"Evans. They call me 'Smiles', for my cheery demeanor. I fly and pilot vehicles, speak a lot of languages and shoot people in my off-hours. Nice to meet you."

Make sure I get on the ship with the rest of the team. Calibrate eye-sensors for piloting.
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Re: Pirates of a Baroque Future: Welcome to Stormalong I3-E7
« Reply #123 on: January 15, 2016, 02:41:30 pm »

"Uh, killing?" Emily remarks from an unseen corner."Shouldn't we take a few, er, important people as hostages to make some extra cash?"
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« Reply #124 on: January 15, 2016, 03:15:03 pm »

"Never said we had to kill all of them. Besides, I doubt there's anyone important other than the target."
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« Reply #125 on: January 15, 2016, 03:22:19 pm »

"Never said we had to kill all of them. Besides, I doubt there's anyone important other than the target."

"What if we crowdsource a ransom for all of the workers? Demand so and so money on an offshore, er, offworld bank account or else we kill them. Their families would pay, or barring that, some government maybe."
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Re: Pirates of a Baroque Future: Welcome to Stormalong I3-E7
« Reply #126 on: January 15, 2016, 03:24:33 pm »

"We have one of those?"
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Re: Pirates of a Baroque Future: Welcome to Stormalong I3-E7
« Reply #127 on: January 15, 2016, 03:27:15 pm »

The Meritocraticon:"Hah! All the workers are Pearls! They ain't got families! Once we get the green and black, blast away to yet hearts content!"

Dee: After some showmanship, the Giants are pleased with your service, and leave you be.

Everyone: I think your all at the ship now, right?
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Re: Pirates of a Baroque Future: Welcome to Stormalong I3-E7
« Reply #128 on: January 15, 2016, 03:27:48 pm »

That would presumably be true.
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« Reply #129 on: January 15, 2016, 03:44:33 pm »

"I think we should leave the workers to their jobs. They live, we get more coal, everyone wins. Except the Meritocracy, of course."
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« Reply #130 on: January 15, 2016, 03:46:19 pm »

"No harm to it."
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Re: Pirates of a Baroque Future: Welcome to Stormalong I3-E7
« Reply #131 on: January 15, 2016, 04:33:33 pm »

- Listen here people. Here's how you get your money fair and square. You see a pearl, you hit her hard, her body collapses and the gem core drops on the floor. Then you stuff the gem core in a freezer. You stuff lots of them in a freezer. You will have, say, month before they could start recovering their bodies under these conditions. In this time period, you find a buyer and sell them. These are popular commodities.
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« Reply #132 on: January 15, 2016, 04:41:16 pm »

"Shouldn't we just set them free? You know, in the spirit of freedom and cameraderie amongst those less fortunate?. Also, they may prove a decent distraction, and it will save us the hassle of looking for buyers and everything."
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« Reply #133 on: January 15, 2016, 04:42:35 pm »

"I don't hurt bystanders.

More than necessary."
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« Reply #134 on: January 15, 2016, 04:55:31 pm »

"Shouldn't we just set them free? You know, in the spirit of freedom and cameraderie amongst those less fortunate?. Also, they may prove a decent distraction, and it will save us the hassle of looking for buyers and everything."

- They're Pearls, man. They do things for others, otherwise they are driven insane by the controversy of their actions to their imbedded purpose of existence.
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