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[AbstractTraitorHero]

((God this restaurant...))

[SOLDIER First]

"Hey, I don't know about you, but I'm definitely having the croissants."

[Akroma]

((this restaurant is the *true* horror here))

[AbstractTraitorHero]

I...can't believe they stole from McDonald's...and spelled Croissants wrong...I think I might get the effiel tower soaked in butter and syrup...actually why don't I get both.

[SOLDIER First]

He shrugs.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Oliver taps a glass again lightly and a waiter comes back over with McDonald's in his hand.
in a mocking voice
I would like the croissants and steak sandwich as well as the French effeil tower.
The waiter nods and rolls his eyes at the lack of gratitude towards his tottaly amazing workplace and his sheer importance in the world and in a snobby voice.
What you want freeloader?she your girlfriend or something because that's the only way a lazy kid like you could ever come here and eat our world class cuisine!

[Adragis]

((Quick, actual question to Akroma: is it canon that this world is absolute crap?))

[AbstractTraitorHero]

((Doubt it I just made this restaurant completely full of douche because Oliver's seems to be quite unlucky. I don't doubt McDonalds will soon shut them down.))

[SOLDIER First]

Emmett shrugs.
"The croissants and the sandwich were for me, I think."

[Akroma]

((no, just everything Oliver interacts with))

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Percievel mcultimate stealer from McDonald's waiter says the next words in a derogatory tone.
Okay two steak crescent things and a French effuil tower with a side order of some kind of soda correct?
....how have you not been fired?
I own this place.

[SOLDIER First]

"Do you have coffee?"

[AbstractTraitorHero]

He nods
Oliver quickly speaks up.
I'd like some coffee too.
Percievel mcultimate stealer from McDonald's leaves to fetch the staff and cook the food.

[SOLDIER First]

"Maybe he's having a bad day."

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Oliver Chuckle's lightly and nods.
Well were the only customers here so yeah I guess he is...still dosent change that McDonald's will almost certainly Sue him if they find out he's literally selling their products on his menu.I have to give him slight credit though he does have at least some good stuff on this menu.