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[Dorsidwarf]

Name: HK-∞+1
Appearance: Totally awesome cyborg samurai with slightly eviller sword
Offensive weapon/ ability: RULES OF NATURE (but evil ones!)
Armor/ Defensive ability: Absurd reflexes (Evilly absurd)

Challenge Name: HK-∞ to duel to death. WHILE RUNNING UP STREAM OF AIRBURSTING NUKES TO THE SPACESHIP

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Magma Warmachine: Recovered from your previous crit fail you blast lava rock at the spear-wielding golem. He gets blasted to hell in a gooey pile of molten lava. [5]The giant cyborg octopus tries to smash you into oblivion but misses.[2]

Katgan: The crushing grip of Paulyptopus  is ultimately too much for you. Your stone form cracks and fails as you are crushed to rubble and dust. [1] Also, to add insult to injury, as the life is squeezed from you Magma Warmachine blasts you with heaping globs of molten stone. You are no more...

'Kay: you are defeated, doomed to litter space until...

Coyote: you launch an unstoppable volley of nuclear warheads toward earth.  HK-∞+1 Tries to deflect incoming missiles by swinging his  sword. Despite his extreme reflexes his valiant attempt is doomed to fail! He's engulfed in nuclear flame! [5]. Also, HK-∞ lands a killing blow with a nuke smashing every atom of your ship to smitherines in the resulting explosion. You are destroyed!


HK-∞+1: You re blown to Kingdom come in a volley of exploding nuclear warheads. Defying any explicable laws of physics you pull off a crazy samurai-cyborg breakfall but you are blown a couple of miles from the battle field. you are stunned for on turn, and out of range.[2]

[Egan_BW]

Oi, what about me?!

[chokepoint]

Erm...hehehe just getting to you...

HK-∞: You Manage to land a blow so devastating it ruptures the hull of Coyote. This results in a catastrophic failure of it's sturture. The armament of nukes explode and the ship glows with the intense white light of the sun before hurling a cloud of flame and destruction in all directions. [5]

[Amperzand]

Accept defeat. 

Watch the one responsible for my demise get burned to space dust with me.

[chokepoint]

FYI, anyone joining in, post your actions at any time.

[Salsacookies]

Go back to base. Upgrade to Solar Warmachine!

[Andres]

Name: Super God
Appearance: The picture on the right.
Offensive weapon/ ability: Super Omnipotence
Armor/ Defensive ability: Super Omnipotence

[Amperzand]

Incidentally, can we create more characters once defeated?

[chokepoint]

Incidentally, can we create more characters once defeated?

Of course but aim for something even more epic and ove the top!

[Amperzand]

Obviously.

Name: Sol remnant

Appearance: Supernovaed remnant of our home star.

Offense/defense: Near-c expanding sphere of radiation and nuclear plasma dense enough to form a solid wall.

>>Sol Remnant: Detonate.

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Sol remnant: Would this action destroy yourself in the process?

Magma Warmachine: you spend your turn upgrading to Solar Warmachine

Also, does anyone else want to make an attack or action before we carry on?

[Amperzand]

Yes. I basically went for the most silly-OP but still interesting thing, and will do more character-like things next.

[Egan_BW]

Spin sword really fast to act as heatshield. Reenter near HK-∞+1.

[chokepoint]

Sol remnant Detonates: The resulting supernova explosion expels much or all of your stellar material with velocities as much as 10% the speed of light, that is, about 30,000 km/s. These ejecta are highly supersonic: The temperature of the interstellar medium is about 10,000 K, the Mach number is greater than  1000. The strong shock wave forms ahead of the ejecta, that heats the upstream plasma up to temperatures well above millions of K. The shock obliterates the face of the earth in it's path.

Magma Warmachine: The energy from the supernovae helps enrich your power core speeding up your transformation into the Solar Warmachine.

Supergod: Your ethereal form is undisturbed by events on the mortal world.[4]

HK-∞: Your spinning sword heatshield is nowhere near enough to withstand the pressure wave and you are pulverized to cosmic dust. [2]

HK-∞+1: Due to being blown  out of range last turn you were out of the path of the wave that scarred the face of the earth were the supernovae connected. [4]

Puppy: If your still around, you were blasted and disfigured but managed to survive against all odds.[3]

Paulyptopus was pulped into a tentacled mush.[1]