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[Rumrusher]

so I figured since the adventure mode community hate bogeymen AND zombies at the same time! why not pit both against each other to see who the king of the Fantasy beasts of most annoyance.
as I'm playing a weird wagon-man who pacifist nature protects it from fighting others(and getting hit some how?) I'll ref the fight and avoid any interference which is easy as I can't interfere at all.

Tower Zombies, wears armor, some contain crossbows and archery, retain memory of fighting skills or just starts out with them(questionable) , more Badass Draugrs than Modern media zombies(until the patch comes out that is), made to protect their Book nerd necromancers who read their self written fanfics chopping them up causes bits of the fallen parts to come back alive... if a nerd is present, usually theses guys are first wall of defense to folks wanting to get the other slab(the easier way) so they can marry a demon Bound a demon to unholy matrimony obedience then retire their characters as they basically didn't think farther than that.
vs

Bogeymen, spawns from the cackling dead at night if you're alone, come in cute varieties (like fluffy feathers, fur, horns, beady eyes), has level 14 professional skilled stats in all combat(making all junior adventurers their bane of their night stalking), friends to spiders and scorpion people(they show no fear), like half the size of a fluffy wambler small(body size 1000), they also rudely comment on your poetry. 

just to make the fight fair for both sides I moved my wagon-man ref over to the door of the necro tower so the zombies can flood in properly than just piece meal.
for the zombies to win, they need to either A, kill all the Bogiemen and or B, Survive the night with all their Nerdy necromancers intact.
for the Bogiemen to win, they need to either A, Kill all the Zombies or B, Kill the Nerd necromancers reanimating them before the night is over.
now let's start this Match!
_{due note I say Tower Zombies and not Normal adventure zombies which you and a mummy can summon. those are weak frail and will fall apart from the simple breeze or the murk zombies who... wait ignore those murk zombies that's opening a can of worms.}

first Night:

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in The screen shot you see is what was my old companion group all slaughtered by Tower Zombies who got tripped by a bogeyman and slam into each other.


man this bogeyman is fast as fly and stings like bee bites good thing those zombies are wearing the finest underground leather armor no one on the surface will ever find.
what this?


one of the necromancers just jump into a tree.
Don't know how are they going to get a better view of this action in this dead of the night but let's hope we get to see some high flying stunts.
did some check and the one in the tree and it is "Pirni the Crowman Necromancer" perched up in the tree tops hoping the bogeymen don't spawn with gift of flight and chase him down.

walking into view is As Dumatmubun. Dwarf Clerk Necromancer she brought along a Zombie goblin tagmate Zokunmosus

from further looking into the other Zombies seem to not have names, thus proves there's some kind of level up bit with zombies.
only Zoku is named so far so I'm going to keep it that way until more news pop up.
fake edit: I need to go through all the screencaps .... man the smoke hasn't settle from the vanished bogeyman(prior to the start) and I have 100 screencaps of fast fighting to go through.
also Zoku might got her name from murdering a bogeyman off screen so that might be a point.
one of the highlights from the 100 screencaps is  the bogie toss also reveal that zombies have crossbows
like I guess that's another reason why folks hate them so much they have bandit arsenal.
also the Catch of the foot by Tatvetek
so far to tally up the kills uhhh 2 on screen kills for Team T.Zombie one crit wounding of a necromancer for Team bogie, and special mention of NeCrowmancer Pirni for flying away at the start of the match.
it was a fun first half. 3 bogey dead, one running of and Nobootybogie is one of the only remaining named bogieman alive.
the naming scheme I'm going through with this is if a zombie kills a bogeyman they get nicknamed their real name to keep count, if they do any damage to the bogeyman then they get a custom name until otherwise then they just get a fusion of their real name and their old custom name, if a bogeyman takes damage then I know it's best to mark that one down for future with a name based on their injuries.

so far the fight was pretty crazy mostly misses, and loads of bites from bogeymen with dumb dwarf zombie charges into another zombie.

[Max™]

Let's get ready to... *looks at what is going on* oh jesus... ruuunnnnnn-the-fuck-awaaaayyyyy!

[Bloax]

If a legendary death machine that the zombies can't even hit has trouble actually killing the zombies, I can't imagine that puny boogiemen will stand a chance.