Rolling hills, peaceful valleys, quiet little brooks, fresh ocean air. In these idyllic conditions we have spent centuries rearing the finest breed of long-haired chinchillas. But only now, with advanced techniques recently developed by the Dunwich Meritocracy have they reached true perfection. Free to roam over our peaceful lands, yet constantly monitored to preserve only the finest traits, they are truly the finest that the world will ever know. Using delicate procedures wrought by advanced machinery overseen by experienced artisan with the most modern of training the chinchilla fibres and bonded to the finest silks imported from the orient and locally grown hemps of the highest calibre to produce a truly unique fibre that is unequalled on any corner of the world. Bound together using patented trade-secrets known to only a few our experts produce a rope that is of supreme strength, luxury, and vigour, and possesses a delicate scent that will enchant and fascinate you for years.
Buy now before the (yanks/poms) get it all!
Dunwich chinchilla rope: So smooth you will want to sleep on it.
Conditions apply, buyer beware, no refunds, human hair, nails, skin, or bone found in the product are "bonus extras" and you should feel lucky, do not burn an an enclosed area, do not store in an enclosed area, not guaranteed for use in proximity to animals, existence of long-haired chinchillas not guaranteed...