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[taptap]

Also, hostage implies that he wants something in return. That looks more like a parental guidance warning (I slay me) than a demand for action on our part.

He is all whiny, that people believe and write, that he is a moron, when all he wanted was cuddles for his great achievement.

[Isaac23]

Cuddles are nice. Expect updates in a few hours.

[taptap]

Cuddles are nice. Expect updates in a few hours.

Are you save-scumming as well? How pathetic. We thought, you did already.

[BesorgterZwerg]

Ah, this thread reminds me of a mod for Sims 2.
With it you were able to get rid of these annoying little crying babies and even get a nice little meal for your sims out of it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Good times.
Anyways, thank you for the idea. Have to try this out for my fort.

[Dunamisdeos]

Well that escalated quickly.

[Man In Zero G]

I think I cut myself on all the edge in this thread.

[Crashmaster]

"The key to children, is not to overcook."

[therahedwig]

I think I cut myself on all the edge in this thread.

The edge in the thread can be used to debone a pig, fillet a salmon and chop some veggies for a lovely rice-table.

[taptap]

I think I cut myself on all the edge in this thread.

Cauterise with magma. Prevents infections.

[Dunamisdeos]

I tried to sum up this thread with one art.

Spoiler: Post it note art is best art (click to show/hide)

 
Pictured here is an engraving of Isacc23 with a lever by Dunamisdeos. The lever is being pulled. Isacc23 is laughing.

I think it's a good likeness. Sorry for the handwriting.

[Isaac23]

I love it.

[Crashmaster]

Nice, but you neglected the elves disapproving in the background.

[Isaac23]

And the crying parents. Our fortress flag is a giant bloody newt in front of an upright bridge.

I've essentially created "the farm" where parents send their unwanted children to be never heard of again, so they just assume they're okay. Instead, we're building designs to launch them at monsters.

[Dunamisdeos]

Nice, but you neglected the elves disapproving in the background.

There wasn't enough room after I added the evil chuckles.

[Killgoth]

Didn't realize posting about my fort was griping. Seems we have some soft hearted children lovers here. I bet they only give their kids grown wooden toys.

I like the cut of your jib.

Don't be insulting.  You specifically stated that you don't like children because they drink all of your booze.  If you don't want someone to call you out on having a fundamental misunderstanding of the mechanics of the game, then you should try to frame your complaints in a fashion that doesn't make it apparent.

For the record I am a father, and I really intensely dislike people who have a cavalier attitude towards violence inflicted on children.  This is an open forum, so while you have every right to make your thread and state that you don't like children, I have every right to point out when you are wrong, and that I find your attitude distasteful.

Does being a father also mean your IQ drops?  He was just giving a superficial/funny/cavalier reason for disliking the useless scum that are children.  Also, since you are taking it upon yourself to be Captain Moral-Pants here........part of the game's title is "Slaves to Armok:  God of Blood".   If you somehow misconstrued the reference to slavery and blood sacrifice as "Carebear fantasy-land" that is your own problem.

Thank you for taking the time to not only insult someone, but to also do so for a pointless and idiotic reason.  Why can't you take your own moral high-ground and just not say anything at all if you can't say anything nice?  Or were you just using morality as a pathetic ruse so you could insult someone else while trying to make yourself look better?