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[Empiricist]

((At this rate, we ought to just challenge the farmers to a rap battle.))

[ATHATH]

Nigel shall not be harmed,
The <insert name of bad group of creatures here> shall be defeated instead,
Much more of their land has been farmed,
We must strike this problem at its head.

[FallacyofUrist]

Your second line, quote "insert name of bad group of creatures here" is atrocious, good ghost,
Now of all the options, for us, that would be, as giving to the humans a chicken roast...
No, we wish to hinder those who truly matter, those empowered,
So let us strike them down, before we see that they have flowered.

[Empiricist]

Nigel shall not be harmed,
The <insert name of bad group of creatures here> shall be defeated instead,
Much more of their land has been farmed,
We must strike this problem at its head.

Silence, treacherous phantasm
Halt, loathsome eidolon
You forsook us with enthusiasm
Betrayed the earth and for what?
An existence as a ghost
Serving a man whose efforts amount to naught
Apostates have no right to command us
Your insolence shall not be forgiven
We pronounce judgement on you as thus:
Death beneath water
Unto the Nigel you assist
Nothing shall stop the slaughter

[FallacyofUrist]

True.
As it is said, plus one.
Your rhyming, good sir, is second to none.
Let us leave the horribly good ghost feeling rather blue.

[ATHATH]

I appear before Nigel.

"Nigel, you have to leave. Right now. Take anything you need and run as fast as you can away from here. I've been communing with the earth, and it plans to launch a massive attack against you- flooding, lava, golems, the whole works. I'll try to slow it as much as I can, but you have to trust me and RUN."

[Elephant Parade]

Those who have drawn our IRE
Shall be killed with FIRE,
but not for a WHILE;
we will wait until we have a PILE.

WHILE deliberating, generate a PILE of FIRE with IRE.

[Reudh]

I appear before Nigel.

"Nigel, you have to leave. Right now. Take anything you need and run as fast as you can away from here. I've been communing with the earth, and it plans to launch a massive attack against you- flooding, lava, golems, the whole works. I'll try to slow it as much as I can, but you have to trust me and RUN."

I don't understand, are you playing as the earth or what?

[Elephant Parade]

I appear before Nigel.

"Nigel, you have to leave. Right now. Take anything you need and run as fast as you can away from here. I've been communing with the earth, and it plans to launch a massive attack against you- flooding, lava, golems, the whole works. I'll try to slow it as much as I can, but you have to trust me and RUN."

I don't understand, are you playing as the earth or what?

The entire waitlist is playing as the earth.

[Empiricist]

I think half the people aren't even on the waitlist, they're just here for the Sentient Earth (SG) subgame.

[Gentlefish]

I'm actually just watching.

[ATHATH]

I appear before Nigel.

"Nigel, you have to leave. Right now. Take anything you need and run as fast as you can away from here. I've been communing with the earth, and it plans to launch a massive attack against you- flooding, lava, golems, the whole works. I'll try to slow it as much as I can, but you have to trust me and RUN."

I don't understand, are you playing as the earth or what?

I'm playing as a ghostly Druid that's trying to help Nigel. I've been communing with the earth, trying to keep it from committing mass-genocide.

[Empiricist]

And failing horribly

[ATHATH]

And failing horribly

He's still alive, isn't he?

[H4zardZ1]

Enough talking about Nigel
Let's try to roll some more soil
Because i can't just collapse the discussion into a whirl
Let me say this: Why not try Phil?