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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #150 on: January 23, 2016, 05:59:24 pm »

Since there's earth, but there's no air(sky?) controller... I will become one.

Air: Collect (cumulus) clouds.
A -1 shall be forever bestowed upon all of the anti-sapient-creatures-suggestions of all the Waitlisted (except for me)!
This game is becoming twisted (can't you see?)!

Unfortunately, i'm not waitlisted. And you shouldn't add the 'except for me'...
Why not?
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #151 on: January 23, 2016, 06:25:36 pm »

A -1 shall be forever bestowed upon all of the anti-sapient-creatures-suggestions of all the Waitlisted (except for me)!
This game is becoming twisted (can't you see?)!


Bestow a +1 on all suggestions for the Earth, with the exception of those made by ATHATH.

There. That should balance things out.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #152 on: January 24, 2016, 04:46:35 am »

Unfortunately, the sky is not controllable, because no evil mage has yet cast a spell on it to make it sentient. It wouldn't be much of a fight, though.



(darkpaladin) Mergol:

[1] Mergol shallowly plants some more base herbs. They rapidly grow into YOUNG plants, thanks to his DESTINY. Unfortunately, the ground rises up and decides to have a fight.

[3](-10% heavy) = 2.7
vs
[6](+25% rocky) = 7.5

The earth rushes at Mergol, who barely blocks with his new IRONWOOD HOE. It takes 2 damage from the rocks rushing past it, but also becomes slightly better balanced, losing the weight penalty.



(lawastooshort) Nigel:

[6] Nigel BURSTS FREE OF HIS EARTHEN PRISON! He dusts off some glass shaders while stepping to the side. He absently notices he took 0.5 damage during the process. Nothing too serious though . . .

[3] The ground seems to be perfectly still.


(Flying Ice) Roland:

[4] He plants the cuttings. Nothing else seems to happen. Safe?

[4] Out of the corner of his eye, he sees a small mound moving out of his sight. He turns, but sees nothing.


(Nirur) Phil:

Phil eats a grass base herb. He feels MILDLY SATIATED, giving +10% to some rolls for a few turns.

He then goes find a herb shop!

[4] "There used to be one in our little village," says somebody Phil asked, "but the local baron didn't like that person, and got them arrested for a trivial reason. Now, you'll have to go to the big city about five days that-away to find some actual herb shop. Though, I think a travelling merchant is due to come tomorrow, and they usually have some herb stuff."


EARTH:
[6](+20% EARTHEN RHYTHM) = 7.2

Earth focuses, and produces a small, somewhat controllable DIRT GOLEM. It has 3 HP. It is a round dirt lump with four round legs.

[6](+20% EARTHEN RHYTHM) = 7.2

The Earth then collects water! It's not really collecting moreso than taking inventory of which porous rocks have water, and it discovers it currently is keeping track of THREE UNITS of water.

[3](+20% EARTHEN RHYTHM) = 3.6
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[2]

Earth is quite good at multitasking. It discovers that there are certain ... lines, in itself, that when prodded just a little bit can release a lot of energy. It accidentally causes an avalanche in some tall mountains, but that is of little matter.

+2 EARTHEN POWER.

Earth takes a moment to think. Why does it want to acquire power? Is it to kill all humans? All plant life? Every living being? Before more power can be acquired, these important questions need answering.



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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #153 on: January 24, 2016, 05:02:17 am »

PTW
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #154 on: January 24, 2016, 05:43:19 am »

Why do we fight, why do we strife,
To free this planet of its dreadful life?
To stop those disgusting creatures of organic matter,
who leach off of our body and grow ever fatter.
To drive off these parasites who claw at our soul,
there will be no mercy, we will devour them whole. 


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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #155 on: January 24, 2016, 05:48:54 am »

Strike the Earth!
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #156 on: January 24, 2016, 06:06:01 am »

It's not paranoia if the world's really out to get you. Keep watch.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #157 on: January 24, 2016, 09:32:04 am »

Why do we fight, why do we strife,
To free this planet of its dreadful life?
To stop those disgusting creatures of organic matter,
who leach off of our body and grow ever fatter.
To drive off these parasites who claw at our soul,
there will be no mercy, we will devour them whole. 


((Aka ordering a tall glass of omnicider.))
+1
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H4zardZ1

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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #158 on: January 24, 2016, 09:33:11 am »

C'mon, we need the rain :P
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #159 on: January 24, 2016, 10:02:43 am »

Hoe the grass patch.

((wish I could remember what my plan was. For the time being I am going to grow some base herbs.))
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #160 on: January 24, 2016, 01:06:49 pm »

How many turns are there until tomorrow?
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #161 on: January 24, 2016, 06:29:20 pm »

Why do we fight, why do we strife,
To free this planet of its dreadful life?
To stop those disgusting creatures of organic matter,
who leach off of our body and grow ever fatter.
To drive off these parasites who claw at our soul,
there will be no mercy, we will devour them whole. 


((Aka ordering a tall glass of omnicider.))
I will tell you what we can use water for,
We can send it down a human's door.
Although, water, we cannot directly control,
With some shifts in our structure, we can send it on a roll.
Indirectly, that is, we shall move it...
Bit by bit, bit by bit.
So what I say to do is this:
The point I have to say, do not miss...
Gather up the water, out of the aquifers and mud,
And send it at the humans(preferably Nigel)... in a great big FLOOD!

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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #162 on: January 24, 2016, 06:32:32 pm »

How many turns are there until tomorrow?

Maybe two.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #163 on: January 24, 2016, 09:56:07 pm »

Return to the shallows where I found the watery herbs and try to hoe.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #164 on: January 25, 2016, 03:41:02 am »

Why do we fight, why do we strife,
To free this planet of its dreadful life?
To stop those disgusting creatures of organic matter,
who leach off of our body and grow ever fatter.
To drive off these parasites who claw at our soul,
there will be no mercy, we will devour them whole. 


((Aka ordering a tall glass of omnicider.))
I will tell you what we can use water for,
We can send it down a human's door.
Although, water, we cannot directly control,
With some shifts in our structure, we can send it on a roll.
Indirectly, that is, we shall move it...
Bit by bit, bit by bit.
So what I say to do is this:
The point I have to say, do not miss...
Gather up the water, out of the aquifers and mud,
And send it at the humans(preferably Nigel)... in a great big FLOOD!


Although a flash flood is a quick solution
Boiling mud that flows slowly may bring more destruction
Mix hot water and minerals inside deep places
Push the mud upwards, upwards, upwards

Let the heavy mud destroy buildings, wood or concrete
And bury any plants, herb or hedge
What is a greater idea, a quicker flood
Or a more destructive mud?
We will hit the buildings and show what the stronger
We will show the farmers and show who is the greater
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