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[Kot]

Spoiler: is of Mongols (click to show/hide)

A Polish man finds a dirty oil lamp and rubs the dust off.
As it turns to be a magic lamp and a wish granting genie comes out offering three wishes for the man.
After a few thinking the man finally decides.
"I wish Poland to be invaded by the Mongols"
Pillaging and plunder ensues*
"Now for your second wish"
"I wish for Poland to be invaded by the Mongols a second time"
Pillaging and plunder ensues*
"And now for your last wish"
"I wish for Poland to be invaded by the Mongols a third time"
Pillaging and plunder ensues*
"I must ask, why did you ask for Poland to be invaded three times?"
"Ah you see, for every time the Mongols invade Poland they have to go through Russia twice"

As funny as it is, it's perfectly describes Polish mindset.

[scrdest]

Spoiler: is of Mongols (click to show/hide)

A Polish man finds a dirty oil lamp and rubs the dust off.
As it turns to be a magic lamp and a wish granting genie comes out offering three wishes for the man.
After a few thinking the man finally decides.
"I wish Poland to be invaded by the Mongols"
Pillaging and plunder ensues*
"Now for your second wish"
"I wish for Poland to be invaded by the Mongols a second time"
Pillaging and plunder ensues*
"And now for your last wish"
"I wish for Poland to be invaded by the Mongols a third time"
Pillaging and plunder ensues*
"I must ask, why did you ask for Poland to be invaded three times?"
"Ah you see, for every time the Mongols invade Poland they have to go through Russia twice"

As funny as it is, it's perfectly describes Polish mindset.

My thoughts exactly.

[Knit tie]

My thoughts exactly.

U is of Polska?

As funny as it is, it's perfectly describes Polish mindset.

You know that we don't even remember that you guys exist most of the time, right?

[Kot]

Spoiler: Can't hear you over the sound of how glorious we were long ago (click to show/hide)

[Knit tie]

Spoiler: Polska stronk! (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: We were also pretty glorious long ago, you know. (click to show/hide)

[Orange Wizard]

Poland was a pretty significant power until Prussia, Russia, and Austria decided to gangrape the place, yeah. Then it was basically just Germany and Russia taking turns for the next 100 or so years.

[Knit tie]

Invading Poland 10/10 would do that again.

[Bumber]

What do you call a hamburger that falls off the grill? Ground beef.

[Kot]

Poland was a pretty significant power until Prussia, Russia, and Austria decided to gangrape the place, yeah. Then it was basically just Germany and Russia taking turns for the next 100 or so years.

Spoiler: Poland still stronk Russia we war yuo (click to show/hide)

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Tack]

THe "not terrible jokes" thread is now terrible, and also polan

[TheBiggerFish]

Yeah, what even?

[redwallzyl]

Spoiler: Polska stronk! (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: We were also pretty glorious long ago, you know. (click to show/hide)

where do you keep getting those pictures.

[Knit tie]

Spoiler: Polska stronk! (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: We were also pretty glorious long ago, you know. (click to show/hide)

where do you keep getting those pictures.

Google?

[Shadowlord]

North korea puts satellite into orbit. CNN says they can only hit targets 9000 km away.

Ha ha ha.

[origamiscienceguy]

North korea puts satellite into orbit. CNN says they can only hit targets 9000 km away.

Ha ha ha.

Into space does not mean into orbit. Getting into obit requires a little bit less than twice as much delta-v than just getting into space.