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Author Topic: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!  (Read 10091 times)

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2015, 07:57:13 pm »
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"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2015, 08:00:12 pm »
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Kot finishes his morning routine in the same way he always does, by burning a scale replica of Saint Basil's Cathedral on the windowsill.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2015, 08:02:22 pm »
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2015, 08:02:34 pm »
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"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2015, 08:10:52 pm »
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*prepares to nuke further pyramids from orbit*
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2015, 08:22:34 pm »
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #36 on: December 27, 2015, 08:27:11 pm »
Quote from: TheDarkStar on December 27, 2015, 08:22:34 pm
nuked.

All right, seriously, stop it, before we break something.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #37 on: December 27, 2015, 08:31:34 pm »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 10, 2016, 06:13:50 am
Kot finishes his morning routine in the same way he always does, by burning a scale replica of Saint Basil's Cathedral on the windowsill.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #38 on: December 27, 2015, 09:12:47 pm »
The forum software hates quote pyramids, Kot.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #39 on: December 27, 2015, 11:36:10 pm »
Beyond quality posts,
Beyond quality thread:
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #40 on: December 28, 2015, 12:55:16 am »
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #41 on: December 28, 2015, 01:01:41 am »
No, because then Toady will nuke you.
Seriously, stop.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #42 on: December 28, 2015, 05:23:06 am »
Toady has been known to ban people for screwing with quote pyramids

though tbf that was a much bigger incident, it's still probably best not to vex him
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #43 on: December 28, 2015, 11:30:11 am »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on December 28, 2015, 05:23:06 am
Toady has been known to ban people for screwing with quote pyramids

though tbf that was a much bigger incident, it's still probably best not to vex him
!!SCIENCE!! is fun.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 10, 2016, 06:13:50 am
Kot finishes his morning routine in the same way he always does, by burning a scale replica of Saint Basil's Cathedral on the windowsill.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #44 on: December 28, 2015, 11:37:20 am »
Ironically, this is mostly terrible jokes.
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