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stealthsilent

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Old Americans are dwarfs
« on: December 26, 2015, 07:38:21 am »
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J_AMpB9Shz8

This documentary talks about Americans exaatly like dwarfs it's funny. They drank at sunrise, during breakfast, AFTER breakfast. Before work, 2 times during work, after work, when they got home, before dinner, during dinner, after dinner, and a little nighttime drink for bedtime. They were always... Always drunk. I'm not describing it enough in detail, but they were freaken, blasted all day, erry day.
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BigD145

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Re: Old Americans are dwarfs
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2015, 11:54:22 am »
Americans don't know how to drink alcohol.

You might be right, except Americans are not built like dwarfs.
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« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2015, 06:59:20 pm »
Lol, sounds about right. They also smoked cigars and cigarettes constantly (can't have been any better for them than the smaug from all those forges). I am gonna check that documentary out when I have time.
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Re: Old Americans are dwarfs
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2015, 08:06:55 pm »
I think I watched part of this a few days ago. Ken Burn films are pretty awesome in my opinion. I really liked The War and The Civil War.
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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2015, 04:32:14 am »
the part im talking about is on 4:57
but the whole documentary series is amazing:
Jesus im actually learning something special.
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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2015, 10:29:10 am »
Quote from: BigD145 on December 26, 2015, 11:54:22 am
Americans don't know how to drink alcohol.

You might be right, except Americans are not built like dwarfs.
The dead bodies in my tavern suggest that dwarves can't handle their liquor either.
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Re: Old Americans are dwarfs
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2016, 11:35:54 pm »
Quote from: stealthsilent on December 26, 2015, 07:38:21 am
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J_AMpB9Shz8

This documentary talks about Americans exaatly like dwarfs it's funny. They drank at sunrise, during breakfast, AFTER breakfast. Before work, 2 times during work, after work, when they got home, before dinner, during dinner, after dinner, and a little nighttime drink for bedtime. They were always... Always drunk. I'm not describing it enough in detail, but they were freaken, blasted all day, erry day.

Typically pre-industrial  were drinking small beer, which is functionally nonalcoholic. Drinks needed at least a little fermentation to prevent everyone from dying of diahrea, but it wasn't the same beer that people think of today.
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Re: Old Americans are dwarfs
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2016, 05:19:58 pm »
Quote from: stealthsilent on December 26, 2015, 07:38:21 am
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J_AMpB9Shz8

This documentary talks about Americans exaatly like dwarfs it's funny. They drank at sunrise, during breakfast, AFTER breakfast. Before work, 2 times during work, after work, when they got home, before dinner, during dinner, after dinner, and a little nighttime drink for bedtime. They were always... Always drunk. I'm not describing it enough in detail, but they were freaken, blasted all day, erry day.

This is nothing like dwarves! Everyone knows dwarves drink once every few weeks at the most!
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Re: Old Americans are dwarfs
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2016, 01:25:42 am »
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