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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!  (Read 34298 times)

GiglameshDespair

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #225 on: February 16, 2016, 05:40:20 pm »

Attack Daka
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #226 on: February 17, 2016, 11:06:26 am »

Fron Fronadad went out of his way to help Sir Elias bring down a fool - a BRUTISH fool that is Brutus the Brutalizer, the brutal warrior of the brutish theocracy! And he almost did it, only the large helmet of Brutus kept him from losing his head.

Meanwhile, Broseph Baker chilled in the back and ate a healing herb, just in time to spectate the shooting action by Cap Ten, who shot Betarous. This time the shot was non-lethal, but Cap Ten had plenty of arrows left in his quivers...

Daka have tried to bring down Randall, only to fail and in turn get assaulted by Baterous. The mighty artifact mace of his struck Daka on the head, causing some unpleasant bleeding as his ears started to leak blood.

Sir Elias then tried to finish off Brutus the Brutalizer - and while his attacks were accurate, his feeble sword wasn't able to do a scratch due to the chainmail protecting Brutus, who decided to not leave this unchallenged! Unfortunately, he lacked the grace of Sir Elias and his strikes merely bounced off Sir Elias' shield.

A second later, Inaluct I attempted to kill Broseph Baker, only for Broseph Baker to counterattack viciously, hacking at Inaluct's guts. Randall had more luck against his opponent, and the mighty archer that was Cap Ten finally received some punishment for his shooting prowess.


And then Daka fell over and died, his brain leaking through his ears.

Team A no longer fights Offensively!
Rob the Baby and The Second William reinforce Team B!
Team B is no longer at a disadvantage.

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #227 on: February 17, 2016, 11:11:56 am »

Batter Brutus
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #228 on: February 17, 2016, 11:17:51 am »

Beat up Betarous
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« Reply #229 on: February 17, 2016, 12:28:25 pm »

Kill Cap Ten harder. Or someone else, if someone stole my kill.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #230 on: February 17, 2016, 04:40:00 pm »

Finish off Brutus before he can heal.

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #231 on: February 17, 2016, 04:43:15 pm »

"Do not falter, men!"

Offencive tactic!
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #232 on: February 17, 2016, 10:28:23 pm »

Broseph defends Cap Ten.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #233 on: February 18, 2016, 05:57:29 am »

Shoot Baterous, or if he is dead, kill a different artifact wielder.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #234 on: February 19, 2016, 05:03:43 am »

ATTACK SAME TARGET AS BEFORE!
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« Reply #235 on: February 21, 2016, 01:55:59 am »

Kill inaluct!
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #236 on: February 22, 2016, 12:53:02 pm »

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« Reply #237 on: February 26, 2016, 08:07:38 pm »

Sorry, been busy. Kill O.Wilde.
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« Reply #238 on: February 27, 2016, 01:51:13 pm »

Yet another moment of the lengthy fighting brought more death and destruction!

Just after Sir Elias roused his men with a speech about peaches and witches, Fron Fronadad assaulted Brutus the Brutalizer. The might battleaxe swinging at his face was the last thing that Brutus saw before the cleaving edge chopped his face in twain!

Broseph Baker, in the meanwhile, became the living shield of Cap Ten, who pulled his bowstring and then launched an arrow at Betarous. Alas, a gust of wind sent the arrow way off the course.

Shortly later Inaluct I tried to smash the face of The Second William, but the gentle bap on the head with the flail caused nothing more than a small abrasion and dark purple bruise.

Randall set his sights at Cap Ten and was promptly stopped by Broseph Baker. Randall tried his best to bring him down, alas the speed and positioning and the shielf of Broseph made for almost impenetrable defensive wall.

'I'm gonna beat you up!' Said Rob the Baby to Betarous and he did - within few moments, he caused so many cuts with his little hatchet that Betarous felt standing at the edge of the afterlife, his body bleeding through the open cuts.

Meanwhile, The Second William felt that his bruise penetrated into his ego and he was going to make Inaluct I pay for this. A short exchange of blocks and parries later, The Second William struck with his enchanted spear through Inaluct's abdomen, his chainmail not protecting him too well.


Team A continues to fight Offensively!
Team B is at a slight numerical disadvantage!

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #239 on: February 27, 2016, 02:23:30 pm »

Kill Cap Ten

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