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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!  (Read 34797 times)

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #195 on: February 06, 2016, 02:19:09 pm »

Shoot the weakest one.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #196 on: February 06, 2016, 03:42:33 pm »

Compared to the mightily bloody previous minute of the fighting, this one could be classified as rather 'calm'.

After Sir Elias roused his troops to attack offensively, Bob the Brute attacked William. In the fervor of the fighting, Bob overcame William's defenses and struck him in the left arm, opening a wound.

Right afterwards William tried to find some Bill but it seems his brain mistook that unknown person for Broseph Baker, who became William's target. Alas, despite William's best efforts, Broseph Baker was quite good at defense even with defensively disadvantageous tactic carrying his team.

Just a second later Broseph Baker found himself in melee once again, and not for the last time, as very close future would show. Fron Fronadad attacked him, which made Broseph a bit agitated. He seized the initiative after opening strike and struck Fron on the calf, drawing some tiny amount of blood. And he didn't stop there, he continued with the onslaught, and struck Fron again. However, the dwarven chainmail this time properly protected the bearded friend from further damage - at least, for now.

Then, Cap Ten's bowstring sung a melody as another arrow was launched. The target: William. The outcome: failure, because William managed to lean away from the arrow's path in the last second.

Soon however, Daka have shown cap Ten how to properly attack and wound William. Stab slash thrust, and there we go, William's body was molested once more, this time by the sharp tip of Daka's blade, which sunk into William's chest for a tiny bit.

Then, unfortunately, Daka was under attack himself by the noble Betarious. The mace of his swung viciously at the target, but only once Betarious managed to strike Daka in the stomach, the force of impact causing some damage, bruise an mangling despite the leathery armor.

Brutus the Brutalizer roared in rage as he rushed right forward and ravaged Fron Fronadad with rather painful right-side slash with his large sword. The chainmail was passed, the blade cut the flesh, and the thick blood leaked out, spelling Fron Fronadad's slow doom.

In the same moment, Inaluct I tried to have his way with Broseph Baker, alas, Broseph once again proved to his enemies that he is very agile and good at defense.


No corpses this turn!
Team A continues to fight Offensively!
Team B no longer fights Fiercely!

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #197 on: February 06, 2016, 03:54:42 pm »

Broseph Baker continues fighting Inaluct I.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #198 on: February 06, 2016, 05:14:09 pm »

Reload and wave my middle finger towards William.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #199 on: February 06, 2016, 05:23:47 pm »

MURDER BROSEPH.
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« Reply #200 on: February 06, 2016, 05:32:12 pm »

Reload and wave my middle finger towards William.

Wrong weapon mister :P

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #201 on: February 06, 2016, 05:54:44 pm »

BRUTUS KILL FRONADAD MAN MORE! RAAAGH!
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« Reply #202 on: February 06, 2016, 07:18:09 pm »

Hit Broseph.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #204 on: February 06, 2016, 07:31:10 pm »

Oh god dammit.

Finish Bob.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #205 on: February 06, 2016, 07:39:29 pm »

Kill William also. If he died, go after the other Brute. There Can Only Be One!!!
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #206 on: February 07, 2016, 10:48:31 am »

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #207 on: February 07, 2016, 09:36:26 pm »

Defend my wounded comrade! (one with lowest HP and still breathing)
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #208 on: February 10, 2016, 05:28:56 pm »

Shoot the weakest one in the head with my crossbow.


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« Last Edit: February 10, 2016, 05:46:52 pm by SaberToothTiger »
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the n-th. Fresh meat urgently needed!
« Reply #209 on: February 10, 2016, 05:32:07 pm »

Put a [/b] at the end of your bolding
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