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[Haspen]

Old General Henderson seemingly have tired of not getting kills, so he stepped forth and tried to assault Fron Fronadad. But the old General is old and thus his movements were slow, and that was all Fron Fronadad needed to strike him in the abdomen, spilling blood across the grass below.

But Lady Death had not enough of the bloodshed; and she rejoiced when Vurt-e jumped toward Ulric, and with a roaring war cry plunged his spear in the squishy soft stomach of poor Ulric, who perished with a wave of pain wracking his body.

And then there was another attempted kill, by Bob the Brute who was a bit too feisty, as William saw him coming and counterattacked, throwing Bob the Brute off the balance. Bob managed to dodge most of the blows except the one, which had William's short blade slash across his cheek. T'was not a deep wound, but a wound nonetheless.

Lady Death danced in her celestial morgue, because she saw that Getting the Sorted rushed to finish off Vurt-e. And what a finish it was! The cape of Winds gave Getting just enough momentum to knock Vurt-e over and then stab with the spear into his face. Behold the irony; a spearmaster was slain by a spear.

In the moment of respite, William took out his bundle of weed and chewed on it, restoring own health to prolong his gore-filled and short life by just few precious moments.

Seconds later, Fron Fronadad decided to help Old General Henderson in his elderly time by the means of sending him to the afterlife. After a dance of strikes and parries, Fron Fronadad struck diagonally into Henderson's shoulders, opening quite a few veins and arteries, and indeed that did send Old General Henderson for long overdue retirement...

To avenge his oh so dear and irreplaceable commander, Broseph Baker lunged at Fron Fronadad. The fury was unstoppable, and Broseph did manage to land a blow with his axe, only for the blade to clink and produce sparkles as it slid downwards across the extremely sturdy dwarven chainmail.

Twang! An arrow was launched; Lady Death laughed; and Getting the Sorted screamed in awful pain when said arrow struck him in the left eye, lodging deep in his eyesocket and then in the brain. So fell second of The Sorted family, and who knows how many heirlooms they will waste.

Team B continues to fight Fiercely!
Betarous, Sir Elias and Inaluct I arrive to help Team A!
Daka and Brutus the Brutalizer came to replenish Team B's numbers!
Team A is no longer at a slight numerical disadvantage.

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

NORMAL:

MURDERIZE FRON FRONADAD

Roll for Old General Henderson: 2, -1, -1, +2 = 2
Roll for Fron Fronadad: 5 = 5, success!
Roll for damage: 7-3 = 4dmg

Old General Henderson has 3/7HP left!
Old General Henderson is bleeding left and right!

Need to kill someone...

Roll for random enemy: 2, Ulric
Roll for Vurt-e: 6, +1 = 7, success!
Roll for Ulric: 1, +1 = 2
Roll for damage: 2+1-1 = 2dmg

Ulric has -1/6HP left!
Ulric is no longer amongst the living!

Not Fair! Hit William!

Roll for Bob the Brute: 2, -1, +2 = 3
Roll for William: 4 = 4, success!
Roll for damage: 3-2 = 1dmg

Bob the Brute has 1/7HP left!

Getting the Sorted wants to return the favour to Bob the Brute but first attacks Vurt-e, to end his prolonged misery.

Roll for Getting the Sorted: 5, +2 = 7, success!
Roll for Vurt-e: 4 = 4
Roll for damage: 2-1 = 1dmg

Vurt-e has 0/7HP left!
Vurt-e has been skewered!

Shoot the weakest one in the head.

I'll end you first.

Not possible anymore.

Use Weed

William uses Weed!
William now has 4/7HP!

Attack Old General Henderson.

Roll for Fron Fronadad: 6 = 6, success!
Roll for Old General Henderson: 4, -1, -1, +2 = 4
Roll for damage: 6-3 = 3dmg

Old General Henderson has 0/7HP left!
Old General Henderson has a trip to afterlife!

Broseph Baker attacks Fron Fronadad.

Roll for Broseph Baker: 4, +1 = 5, success!
Roll for Fron Fronadad: 2, -1 = 1
Roll for damage: 3-3 = 0dmg!

Nothing happens.

Shoot the weakest one in the head.

??
Targeting enemy with lowest HP: Getting the Sorted (3)
Roll for Cap Ten: 4, +1, +1 = 6, success!
Roll for Getting the Sorted: 2, +2, +1 = 5
Roll for damage: 3-0 = 3dmg

Getting the Sorted has 0/6HP left!
Getting the Sorted has been slain!

BLEEDING:
William: Heads
William is no longer bleeding!

[Salsacookies]

I will strike William Dead!

[LordBrassroast]

Hit Broseph Baker.

[Hawk132]

Name: Randall
Side: A
Skill: Two-handed Mastery
HP: 'tis a mystery
Weapon: not so much of a mystery, but still
Armor: more mysteries
Shield: nope
Extra: Helmet

[Haspen]

Added!

[StrawBarrel]

Broseph attacks Fron Fronadad.

[Sarrak]

"Keep your cool and kill them!"

Offensive tactic!

[Detros]

So fell second of The Sorted family, and who knows how many heirlooms they will waste.[/i]

OK, for a change, the black sheep of the whole clan:

Name: Pretty the Sorted (maiden name: Obvious)
Side: A
Skill: Leaf Friend
HP: random 5-8
Weapon: random sword or spear
Armor: random elven armour
Shield: random shield (unless weapon is 2h)
Extra: Helmet

[O.Wilde]

Finish Bill!

[Haspen]

And pretty is on waitlist, too.

[Haspen]

Salsacookies
O.Wilde
LordBrassroast
StrawBarrel
SaberToothTiger
TheMoonlitShadow
GiglameshDespair
Sarrak
darkpaladin109
inaluct

Four Two One more peoples v:

[GiglameshDespair]

Attack Daka

[inaluct]

Attack Broseph.

[darkpaladin109]

BRUTUS HIT ENEMY FOR MAXIMUM DAMAGE!

[Haspen]

Now we only need Saber to post.